If I didn’t bring it or it wasn’t catered and fresh out the pack, miss me with potluck food. AND I’m getting in line first. fukk I look like getting food everyone touched and breathe on?
I swear on everything I love, one time the owner of a business I used to work for told me not to worry about lunch tomorrow because it was on him. I was like cool, looking forward to it.
This motherfukker rolled into work the next day with a big ass Tupperware container full of slop. On some, lemme clean my fridge out type time…
So when lunch time came around I took my ass straight to the Chinese spot and came back and ate at my desk.
I was fukking that egg foo yung up too. This crazy cac came up to me talm bout some “I brought lunch why didn’t you get some?
I told him whatever was in that fridge stank and I’m cool. I gave zero fukks about his feelings and felt he was low key trying to play me.
I’ll risk my job before my health.
