5. Bar soap
4. Petroleum jelly
3. Body lotion
2. Rubbing alcohol
1. Semen
I was doing my face routine the other night and accidentally confused the makeup remover with the rubbing alcohol. I generally only wear mascara so I went in directly on my eyes and immediately felt my eyeball burning. I googled and it says flush with water for 15 minutes....don't Nobody got time for that (and i already took a shower so im sick of water at this point) so I did like 3 minutes on and off, and prayed that I would not be blind in the morning. We still here
