$500 to walk hand and hand with shorty in the mall

[Uachet]

Some men are willing to walk hand in hand with a massively obese unattractive in the face woman for $500. I am here to state...

 

[O.T.I.S.]

May your outside never find me.

 

[DonB90]

Genetics are a crazy thing man.

That aint genetics mane

 

[Sauce Mane]

500 seems low

Need at least 5k

 

[Hey_zeus]

McDs ain't free Grimace

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

I wouldn't do it for 50K

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

Those are the average woman you see outside

Where do you live you c00n fukk?

 

[Big Blue]

Can't do it. I'll end up going viral on TikTok

 

[Rekkapryde]

You gotta walk hand in hand with ol girl on each floor of the busiest mall in america, you doing it?

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I got a hand for youuuuuu

I got a hand for youuu

Cuz I wanna run with you

Hoolllllld myyyyyy hand

 

[VertigoKnight]

I see guys doing it for free. I could never walk around with a Dr Robotnik built bytch for $500? Not worth the humiliation.

I saw a breh walking around with a chick with the same body as that chick the other day.

I was like at her huge fupa.

 

[shopthatwrecks]

All y'all are sick. I wouldn't touch her

nikka u know how many wnba season tickets u can buy and still have 400 left

 

[kevin arnold]

fukk no

 

[I'm Blackman]

easy money

 

[benjamin]

I’d do it for 50