6 Figures 6 Certs Random Thoughts Thread

[LiquidMasterSwords]

I ain't got friends and don't leave the house, I bet I could get Top Secret clearance

Oh yeah no doubt. The document is like 150 questions. Do you have Baby Mama drama? Are you in a lot of debt? Did anything ever go to collections? Ever been arrested? Do you have dual citizenship? Are you living with or married to someone who wasn't born in the USA? What do you do when you travel outside the country. Who's your property manager... yeah gon head and give me their numbers. You ever been fired? Matter fact, gon head and give us all your employers names and numbers, we'll just double check for you. What school you went to? Who's your mother. Etc etc.

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

Oh yeah no doubt. The document is like 150 questions. Do you have Baby Mama drama? Are you in a lot of debt? Did anything ever go to collections? Ever been arrested? Do you have dual citizenship? Are you living with or married to someone who wasn't born in the USA? What do you do when you travel outside the country. Who's your property manager... yeah gon head and give me their numbers. You ever been fired? Matter fact, gon head and give us all your employers names and numbers, we'll just double check for you. What school you went to? Who's your mother. Etc etc.

 

[LiquidMasterSwords]

look at it from the Government point of view. They might be like, man he don't even pay his child support. If he doesn't look out for his own flesh and blood imagine what he could do to us? Or they might be like, his Baby Mama has a restraining order on him. This nikka is dangerous. That's strike TWO (Strike one was being him born black btw). I overheard a conversation in the break room about a month ago dude baby mama was giving him drama while he was trying to go from Secret to Top Secret and it was messing everything up for him. He was pissed.

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

look at it from the Government point of view. They might be like, man he don't even pay his child support. If he doesn't look out for his own flesh and blood imagine what he could do to us? Or they might be like, his Baby Mama has a restraining order on him. This nikka is dangerous. That's strike TWO (Strike one was being him born black btw). I overheard a conversation in the break room about a month ago dude baby mama was giving him drama while he was trying to go from Secret to Top Secret and it was messing everything up for him. He was pissed.

luckily I'm actually clean on all of that stuff for now. When they start checking on family members histories is when I'll have a problem. They'll get my ass disqualified instantly.

 

[LiquidMasterSwords]

luckily I'm actually clean on all of that stuff for now. When they start checking on family members histories is when I'll have a problem. They'll get my ass disqualified instantly.

my cousin did like 25 years.

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

never seen a candidate universally bomb an interview like one of the brehs did yesterday, i was sure my team was gonna question my judgment in inviting him to final rounds he did make me look bad, big waste of time breh went 4/5 in



luckily the other two went 5/5 in

 

[patscorpio]

never seen a candidate universally bomb an interview like one of the brehs did yesterday, i was sure my team was gonna question my judgment in inviting him to final rounds he did make me look bad, big waste of time breh went 4/5 in



luckily the other two went 5/5 in

How did he bomb?

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

How did he bomb?

threw his assignment/presentation together in like an hour
was working on something for his current job when i logged into the zoom and hadn't given any thought to how or what he was going to present
whole bunch of rambling
seemed really rattled by follow up questions to his presentation - the one he spent no time on
didn't give clear examples to other interviewers
told a sales person interactive segments aren't needed in sales training
just an overall mess

 

[Mirin4rmfar]

Call schedule in two weeks with two vps of our CISO team for a role as part of the CISO team. lol no experience but I do have all the certs. This would be a great role for the next step in my career if I can impress them. Risk Management, Audits, Compliance etc. This would be a great next step for me to transition from a soc role, to a more corporate role. 4-5 years, I can take that experience and be a manager/director somewhere.....lol dreams.

 

[Sonny Bonds]

Is there a way to delete a Jira ticket without it notifying the creator?

 

[Snoopy Loops]

Is there a way to delete a Jira ticket without it notifying the creator?

First thought is that you might need admin privileges to configure the notification settings. You should probably test it out by creating a ticket and deleting it

 

[JLova]

Is today a full work day in the US?

 

[Rawtid]

Is today a full work day in the US?

Yes, but a lot of people take off since the 4th is on a Monday and we have off.

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

these nikkas low key tried to downlevel me. we just did all this leveling shyt then i realize i didn't have the right title in our new HR system, they hit me with the. "your HRBP was supposed to talk to you about this" then she hit me with "oh we changed it back"...the fact these fools even broached downleveling my title is hugely insulting given i could easily be a level above where i'm at...and no one would question that i'm 100% titled correctly, these things don't always matter, but this time it does given i have way too much experience to not have the right title

 

[greenvale]

VPs been running with an obvious scapegoat talking point for performance impacts. Came through and proved that wrong with DATA and these dudes furious