6 perks, choose 2

[Gold]

Moneybags is 91k a year (given out daily, not in 1 lump sum)
To make LeBron made in one season would take you 252 years

Moneybags is shyt. If I cant buy the Cavs and fire LeBron, I don't want it

 

[ilovejesus]

looper, walking into vegas with $100.00, walking out a millionaire in one night

efficiency, do to my body always pumping optimal hgh and testosterone i'll basicly never age

 

[Swaggatron]

That's where the drama comes in. You become greedy, trying to out do then you find out :mjheh: loops too and he don't appreciate another black dude trying to take his shine

No nikkas: The Movie

 

[The_Sheff]

Man Looper is very dangerous. I mean im a pretty well adjusted guy but man if i could just rewind time like that at will id pretty much be grabbing titties and ass on every attractive woman i came across.

With Looper you could be one of the greatest NBA players of all time. Id be putting up stats that would make Wilt look like Smush Parker.

 

[FatherSimp]

Looper and Moneybags

The ability to go back in time and fix any mistakes I made in that day plus getting 250 a day while do nothing can't be beat

Good Thread OP you getting repped when I can

 

[Brooklynzson]

Looper and Moneybags

The ability to go back in time and fix any mistakes I made in that day plus getting 250 a day while do nothing can't be beat

Good Thread OP you getting repped when I can

Looper makes that $90k from Moneybags worthless tho

 

[FatherSimp]

Looper makes that $90k from Moneybags worthless tho

It's still 90k that I don't have to work for

 

[agpxknt]

Suprahuman and Money Bags for the win:mudiayfly:
20 percent increase in height :mudiayfly:
money every day:mudiayfly: im swagin out in dese skreets
i get a 20% increase in my dikk too rite?

 

[MidniteJay]

Quality thread.

I choose Moneybags and Efficiency.

Moneybags I'll never have to work again, I'd just do part-time or charity work if I feel useless and Efficiency so I never have to worry about my body or feel like shyt ever again.

Was hard not to choose Looper. Would be great for gambling and bagging women.

 

[Brooklynzson]

It's still 90k that I don't have to work for

But you can finesse w/ looper & make hundreds of millions through betting and what not.

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

How is nobody not choosing madman?

With madman i can essentially get sysadmin rights to my brain and control every hormone, chemical, and substance release on command and have ZERO side effects. I can have NZT from limitless, never be depressed, change my time perception to give me superhuman reaction time, and pretty much any chemical the body produces all at the same time.

Madman makes prodigy useless because I can understand concepts inside and out and in thousands of different ways the anybody can by controlling the chemicals in my brain. I wouldn't even have to be some crazy scientist, I could just be the best musician that ever lived and coast off that alone.

Madman makes this whole list useless because I can find a way to replicate any of them if I can essentially control my brain

Couple that with Looper and the world is mine in under a week.

see my list, you can get pretty fukkin far with madman alone there by not needing suprahuman or prodigy or you can stack it with them and go even further with your mental or physical capacities

all these clowns think that all drugs = cocaine

Sounds great in theory, but is there an actual drug like NZT that can significantly improve your intelligence? Without a fictional NZT, madman just lets you enjoy the great parts of getting high without any negative side effects.

dog more to drugs than getting high now, OP said ANY drug with NO side effects

 

[Mortal1]

Prodigy and Efficient combo FTW they both complement each other and I'd be able to figure out a way to be rich due to my intelligence and with my efficiency being higher I'd be able to outwork people without the need of sleep.

 

[So-Chi]

looper and not work? you only loop back the past hour, that's the weakest on the list IMO

Casino's, lottery, stocks. You'd be a step ahead of everything

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Your social skills would be absolutely fukked. You'd have spent your entire life avoiding people in your own age group, you'd have missed out on your entire childhood, you'd probably look down on people not as smart as you

Yeah, being a genius sounds great if your aspirations amount to being some wack-a-doo adding and subtracting all day

Yea but that's not what the thread is about. I'd instantly gain 50 points

I would NOT suddenly change my entire childhood. So I already have friends, a social life, and didn't spend it doing any of that

But in an instant I'd be a genius with the same capacity to learn as Einstein. Trust me. It'd be applied to a lot more than math problems

 

[Black Ball]

Man Looper is very dangerous. I mean im a pretty well adjusted guy but man if i could just rewind time like that at will id pretty much be grabbing titties and ass on every attractive woman i came across.

With Looper you could be one of the greatest NBA players of all time. Id be putting up stats that would make Wilt look like Smush Parker.

I'm not understanding how you plan to accomplish this

Plus you gonna waste it on silly shyt like grabbing tiddies? If I'm not making money that day or getting at dime brizzles, I'm saving that shyt for emergencies. You could make a call and save everybody in that Orlando club. You could save your family or yourself from some sort of tragedy.