6 perks, choose 2

[AintNoCrampInYaMouthTho]

Prodigy and efficient. I'll have infinite knowledge and power

 

[BlackAchilles]

Chose Suprahuman and Prodigy; between the two I'd have the ability to earn as much money as the moneybags dude, and with said bread I could get as fukked up as the madman

Looper definitely sounds intriguing but I;d need to hammer out the semantics with a lawyer to avoid an ironic/monkey's paw type scenario, and efficient tbh sounds like it would eventually drive me to kill myself

 

[Giselle]

• Moneybags: $250 (or 250 of equivalent currency) is given to you everyday, at midnight, without fail. It can be given as cash or deposited into an account of your choice. The amount automatically adjusts for inflation at the start of every year.

• Looper: Every day, you're given a total of 60 minutes of time that you can reverse. You can choose to use the whole hour at once, or sprinkle it throughout the day. At midnight, your 'balance' goes back to 60, and there's no rollover; so whatever time you don't spend is lost.

Looper and money bags.

Best life ever.

I change mine.

Looper and prodigy.

 

[horizon]

Someone give me 5 examples of people with crazy high IQs that weren't complete weirdos

The only right answer is looper/efficient

 

[Sucka T.]

Madman sounds amazing.

 

[KravenMorehead™]

Suprahuman + Efficient




Oh my god, i'd be Militant Black Power Goon #1


Cops: WE CAN'T CATCH THIS ******!!!

And spend every night straight torturin these hoes. T'Challa meets Catcher Freeman

 

[Luke Cage]

that moneybags choice is too low, thats not even a 6 figure salary. Thats air traffic controller salary

thats a fukkin tax analyst.

thats a big ass house in shytty nieghborhood or a little ass villa in a nice location

moneybags should be wealthy

 

[Doomsday]

Suprahuman + Efficient

If I didn't know any better, this combination sounds like you'd be immortal. Your body never breaks down, never gets tired, doesn't require sustenance, and you have unlimited "peak", meaning you can always train and get stronger like Goku. Sounds like you'd be a real life Superman.

 

[MarcMan]

Someone give me 5 examples of people with crazy high IQs that weren't complete weirdos

The only right answer is looper/efficient

Barack Obama
Haile Selassie
Steve Jobs
Benjamin Franklin
Giacomo Casanova

 

[klientel]

looper and efficient....I don't see how anybody would not pick them

 

[ORDER_66]

Moneybags and superhuman or efficient ...

 

[GodinDaFlesh]

Moneybags (that's $91,250 given to you every year for free, not accounting for inflation).

and

Efficient (Never have to worry about grocery shopping, staying in shape, or getting enough sleep again).

BTW good thread. We need more of this in TLR

 

[GodinDaFlesh]

that moneybags choice is too low, thats not even a 6 figure salary. Thats air traffic controller salary

thats a fukkin tax analyst.

thats a big ass house in shytty nieghborhood or a little ass villa in a nice location

moneybags should be wealthy

Difference is you're not having to work for it. It's free money.

 

[BlackAchilles]

that moneybags choice is too low, thats not even a 6 figure salary. Thats air traffic controller salary

thats a fukkin tax analyst.

thats a big ass house in shytty nieghborhood or a little ass villa in a nice location

moneybags should be wealthy

The value's enhanced b/c it's guaranteed and you can get it with literally zero effort

Like you could literally set aside 200 of it for some rather basic investment schemes, go about your daily life while quietly filling out one of them big ass fundraising thermometers at home, then when you got enough bread go into your job in a leather vest and jorts, quit by giving your boss the finger and the Stone Cold Stunner, and have a beer

 

[Luke Cage]

Difference is you're not having to work for it. It's free money.

when you put it that way, its a pretty nice pension