6 perks, choose 2

Which?

  • Madman

    Votes: 12 6.1%
  • Prodigy

    Votes: 90 45.7%
  • Money Bags

    Votes: 79 40.1%
  • Looper

    Votes: 94 47.7%
  • Efficient

    Votes: 87 44.2%
  • Suprahuman

    Votes: 28 14.2%

  • Total voters
    197

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Looper / Efficient

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Looper compensates for Moneybags as well as gives you the ability to save lives or alter destiny. Efficient compensates Superhuman because 20% is not an increase that will dramatically alter human strength. Efficient however gives you the opportunity to reach peak human with no side effects across the board in all attributes, even intellect which compensates Prodigy. Not to mention perfect health and vitality. Who knows how long you would live beyond the average human.

Potential wise, Looper and Efficient is as close to unlimited as you can get in these options.
Efficient + Looper
yup
 

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people clowning Madnan but being able to feel excellent at all times with no adverse health effects sounds fukking lovely to me :banderas:

and logistically with Efficient wouldn't all appetite be lost? fukk that i love to eat :pachaha:

Looper is too ambiguous, is it just me in reverse or the whole planet and if it's just me how is that possible without causing some butterfly effect shyt? fukk around and score a million but end up a quadriplegic due to a freak accident :merchant:
 

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Looper/prodigy. Both will lead to money and success. Plus you can avoid death
 

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Sounds awesome if solving equations and playing chess is your thing
yea i mean who wants to be smart, graduate high school at 10, speak 40 languages and be top of the class at harvard before 18


i'm sure there is no job, money or women that will find that attractive and pay you big bucks for it...

i'm sure that coupling that knowledge with time travel wouldn't result in any type of forward progress either
 

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  • Moneybags: $250 (or 250 of equivalent currency) is given to you everyday, at midnight, without fail. It can be given as cash or deposited into an account of your choice. The amount automatically adjusts for inflation at the start of every year.

  • Suprahuman: Your physical power increases by 20% across the board. This applies to all aspects of your ability, such as lifting strength, sprinting speed, reaction time, and jump height/length, as well as your stamina. In addition, the 20% affects your current ability, not your initial one (ie if when the change took place you could only bench press 100 pounds & 120 enhanced, by the time you trained to be able to lift 200 pounds, you could lift 240 enhanced).

  • Prodigy: Your IQ is 'raised' 50 points. This affects your reasoning, problem solving, and overall ability to retain new information.

  • Looper: Every day, you're given a total of 60 minutes of time that you can reverse. You can choose to use the whole hour at once, or sprinkle it throughout the day. At midnight, your 'balance' goes back to 60, and there's no rollover; so whatever time you don't spend is lost.

  • Madman: You're given the ability to experience the effects of any drug on command. You control the duration, intensity, and dosage, and you undergo nonegative health effects or dependencies/addiction (ie constant meth useage with no neurotoxicity, no hangovers, not even paranoia). This includes recreational (weed, LSD, heroin etc) pharmaceutical (advil, cancer meds, antibiotics etc) and performance enhancing (steroids, HGH etc) drugs.

  • Efficient: You no longer require sleep, food/drink, or the need to use the bathroom. You'll run at 'optimal' settings for the rest of your life, with your body automatically adjusting itself as it sees fit (ie if you are overweight, it will burn fat until you are not. if you're training to build muscle, you will do so without gaining fat. etc)
Note: perks do 'stack up' when applicable.

Edit: Also, say why you choose what you chose.
OP are you staring at table top rpg?
 

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Looper / Efficient

:hubieb:

Looper compensates for Moneybags as well as gives you the ability to save lives or alter destiny. Efficient compensates Superhuman because 20% is not an increase that will dramatically alter human strength. Efficient however gives you the opportunity to reach peak human with no side effects across the board in all attributes, even intellect which compensates Prodigy. Not to mention perfect health and vitality. Who knows how long you would live beyond the average human.

Potential wise, Looper and Efficient is as close to unlimited as you can get in these options.

Looper and Efficient and its not even close.

fukk I need moneybags for when I have Looper? :heh:
 

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prodigy and looper.

i figure with more smarts ill be able to plan efficient money heists (which is why i wont choose money bags.

if i feel shyt going downhill at the 50 minute mark, ill just use my looper abilities :yeshrug:
 

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Wow, so many wrong answers in here it's amazing.

Dude already explained how with looper you can make 17.5k in literally 2 minutes in roulette. You could eat off casino winnings for life.
:dahell: would you still choose moneybags? Dummies. Still going to work and shyt. :heh:


And efficient>>> cause you don't need sleep anymore. That just added 1/3 back onto your life. :damn:


lmao they not trying to hear me though man. I use to literally day dream up super powers interactions and "real world" scenarios I was the like the black Stan Lee and Jack Kirby combined. I still do from time to time in hopes I one day put together my short stories.
 
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