6 perks, choose 2

Which?

  • Madman

    Votes: 12 6.1%
  • Prodigy

    Votes: 90 45.7%
  • Money Bags

    Votes: 79 40.1%
  • Looper

    Votes: 94 47.7%
  • Efficient

    Votes: 87 44.2%
  • Suprahuman

    Votes: 28 14.2%

  • Total voters
    197

onelastdeath

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  • Moneybags: $250 (or 250 of equivalent currency) is given to you everyday, at midnight, without fail. It can be given as cash or deposited into an account of your choice. The amount automatically adjusts for inflation at the start of every year.

  • Suprahuman: Your physical power increases by 20% across the board. This applies to all aspects of your ability, such as lifting strength, sprinting speed, reaction time, and jump height/length, as well as your stamina. In addition, the 20% affects your current ability, not your initial one (ie if when the change took place you could only bench press 100 pounds & 120 enhanced, by the time you trained to be able to lift 200 pounds, you could lift 240 enhanced).

  • Prodigy: Your IQ is 'raised' 50 points. This affects your reasoning, problem solving, and overall ability to retain new information.

  • Looper: Every day, you're given a total of 60 minutes of time that you can reverse. You can choose to use the whole hour at once, or sprinkle it throughout the day. At midnight, your 'balance' goes back to 60, and there's no rollover; so whatever time you don't spend is lost.

  • Madman: You're given the ability to experience the effects of any drug on command. You control the duration, intensity, and dosage, and you undergo nonegative health effects or dependencies/addiction (ie constant meth useage with no neurotoxicity, no hangovers, not even paranoia). This includes recreational (weed, LSD, heroin etc) pharmaceutical (advil, cancer meds, antibiotics etc) and performance enhancing (steroids, HGH etc) drugs.

  • Efficient: You no longer require sleep, food/drink, or the need to use the bathroom. You'll run at 'optimal' settings for the rest of your life, with your body automatically adjusting itself as it sees fit (ie if you are overweight, it will burn fat until you are not. if you're training to build muscle, you will do so without gaining fat. etc)
Note: perks do 'stack up' when applicable.

Edit: Also, say why you choose what you chose.
 
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Madman and money bags.

I can use natural hgh to stay fit\indestructible while using adderrall to mmake myself q genius. All while earning over 75 racks a year.
 

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Looper / Efficient

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Looper compensates for Moneybags as well as gives you the ability to save lives or alter destiny. Efficient compensates Superhuman because 20% is not an increase that will dramatically alter human strength. Efficient however gives you the opportunity to reach peak human with no side effects across the board in all attributes, even intellect which compensates Prodigy. Not to mention perfect health and vitality. Who knows how long you would live beyond the average human.

Potential wise, Looper and Efficient is as close to unlimited as you can get in these options.
 
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Looper and Prodigy

With Looper, one could make millions with relatively little effort, making moneybags unnecessary.

Prodigy for obvious reasons.

Madman and money bags.

I can use natural hgh to stay fit\indestructible while using adderrall to mmake myself q genius.
All while earning over 75 racks a year.

There's 2 kinds of people in the world :mjlol:
 
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