.

[Take It In Blood]

even if it did


is it worth the risk of reducing ur lifespan and increasing heart attacks?

 

[Cat piss martini]

have a beautiful head full of hair with
ass cancer breh.

 

[Fresh]

at thread title

 

[JahFocus CS]

trade your heart health for your hairline, brehs

 

[Afrodroid]

Japanese scientists may have discovered a cure for baldness and it lies within a chemical used to make McDonald’s fries.

 

[hayesc0]

even if it did


is it worth the risk of reducing ur lifespan and increasing heart attacks?

You might wanna read the article lol.

 

[Take It In Blood]

You might wanna read the article lol.

i never learned how to read brehs

Thought i was gonna take this secret with me to the grave

 

[CarbonBraddock]

@Ronald McDonald
@Burger King what do ya'll have in the works to combat this massive comeup from your arch-enemy

 

[DPresidential]

You're damn right. The future, the present, and the past

You see, we care about our customer's follicles almost as much as we care about their taste buds. You know why? Because we know our customers, we know how much you all enjoy being happy, and we also happen to know that having a full head of hair is life's greatest joy after taking a bite out of a Big Mac.

In other news, a trip to Burger King may cause 3rd degree burns

http://www.thetimesherald.com/story/news/2018/02/02/fire-reported-marysville-burger-king/301862002/

Eat at Burger King brehs

A @Burger King hotep told me that y'all been knew about the fries/baldness connection and purposefully suppressed the knowledge so bald nikkas felt low self esteem and ate their lives away at your restaurant.

If true, fukk all y'all Extra Valllumnati Meal nikkas.

Your fries are amazing, though.

 

[Asiatic Black Hebrew]

You're damn right. The future, the present, and the past

You see, we care about our customer's follicles almost as much as we care about their taste buds. You know why? Because we know our customers, we know how much you all enjoy being happy, and we also happen to know that having a full head of hair is life's greatest joy after taking a bite out of a Big Mac.

In other news, a trip to Burger King may cause 3rd degree burns

http://www.thetimesherald.com/story/news/2018/02/02/fire-reported-marysville-burger-king/301862002/

Eat at Burger King brehs

I wanna neg you so bad, but this shyt actually had me

 

[neko_804]

@Burger King

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Bald brehs gon run up in McDonald's asking for cups of that fry oil

It's in the fries not oil

 

[Dontay Flaco]

MOMMA WE MADE IT!!!!!!!!!!

@Ronald McDonald out here saving one hairline at a time.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

if this was real i'd buy and hold some MCD stock because this would be like AWS is for amazon; a side hustle that turns out to be a huge earner.

why though? they don't have a monopoly on the creation of this chemical unless they have a patent.

 

[Adidacs]

if this was real i'd buy and hold some MCD stock because this would be like AWS is for amazon; a side hustle that turns out to be a huge earner.

you nikkas can’t be serious