7 type of simps

[Astroslik]

Lol@the random ass hbcu requirement for career dude

 

[WesCrook]

@ "the one who escaped from friendzone"

In other words, the one who stuck around until her options went dry...

 

[iBrowse]

@ "the one who escaped from friendzone"

Yeah Lispy, that one had me literally lol.

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

women liking and sharing this shyt like this what they actually want.

Women like a variation of all those type of men.

 

[Elle Seven]

All them dudes is just framework to build on. You can never be just one type of guy for a woman. I am whoever I need to be for her or to get her. You basically got to be Tupac in a business suit with multiple personality disorder

The sincerity of this response, sir...

 

[Elle Seven]

I miss the Ike Turner days

I can't....

 

[Elle Seven]

Career driven dude is a simp?

Makes you wonder who really made this list, doesn't it?

 

[Mike809]

Yeah im the "laid back dude" . I actually think a date to a food festival is a good idea
mostly because Im into trying out new food, might as well do it with someone else.

 

[The Fade]

Funny enough every single one of these guys would be labelled a "fukkboy" once he realizes she ain't the one and moves on or refuses to commit off rip.

Nothing worse to a woman than the man of her dreams not giving her what she wants

That OutKast song was written for a reason but they all still think Goddess Aphrodite

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

I want you guys to pay attention to the pictures they're using to represent these types.

Women want these types but with looks included. They reject 100s of guys who fit these descriptions everyday.

Straight up delusional.

 

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

Women want all those 7 in one man.
Chase unicorns created by the internet brehettes

 

[The Fade]

shyt like this is why bytches will stay struggling to find a solid dude. Always trying to put nikkas into boxes instead of getting to know the individual.

lets keep it real. this meme is helping you intel nikkas

women have a mental checklist and if you check out on most of it, they're happy. this is 7 types of checklists they could have.

nothing to go crazy over if you talk to them and/or have close girl friends

Yeah they Compartmentalize us

I want you guys to pay attention to the pictures they're using to represent these types.

Women want these types but with looks included. They reject 100s of guys who fit these descriptions everyday.

Straight up delusional.

Yeah, I’ve turned broads off cause I look certain way, but am actually laid back and straight laced at times.

When I act the way I look it’s easy pickings

They buy into archetypes heavy and try to script their lives into story arcs

 

[Lovers and Friends]

nikkas mix matching archetypes like its 2k sharpshooting playmaker

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

Yeah they Compartmentalize us




Yeah, I’ve turned broads off cause I look certain way, but am actually laid back and straight laced at times.

When I act the way I look it’s easy pickings

They buy into archetypes heavy and try to script their lives into story arcs

That's exactly what I've noticed, too. Like they're giving you a supporting role in the movie that is their life.

When you behave outside of your role, they cut you off. It's called incongruence.

The only way out is to ghost them for a long ass time and reintroduce yourself. Same thing with the friendzone.

 

[CarmelBarbie]

I want you guys to pay attention to the pictures they're using to represent these types.

Women want these types but with looks included. They reject 100s of guys who fit these descriptions everyday.

Straight up delusional.

I mean, I thought it was established that women care about looks too.