you ain't shyt, yo story aint shyt, just fukk you today, and tomorrow alsoofficer: perp down perp down.
agnes: jesus you shot me.
commander: this is a fukkin drill son!
officer: she threw her hands up and said black lives matter!
agnes: i said......i had a bad bladder!
officer: fukk my life is over!!!....what do i do sir.
commander: go to my car and bring back whats under the seat.
agnes: please call a ambulance
officer: whats under the seat.
commander: a gun,some crack and a koran.
agnes: i cant feel my legs.
officer: sir she's white and a old woman
commander: this is how it's done son.....we bleed blue
agnes: everything is getting dark
officer: sir i......i cant do this.
commander: she's reaching for a gun!!!!
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my manager now wants to know why I dont have my part of the phone system upgrade done... shiiiiitttt



















