784 dildos found in diddy house

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those poor cleaning ladies

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Imagine you work your whole life to get a cushy job as a Fed only for your assignment to be counting the # of dildos that were collected from Diddy's crib :merchant:
 

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Imagine you work your whole life to get a cushy job as a Fed only for your assignment to be counting the # of dildos that were collected from Diddy's crib :merchant:
Probably have to inspect them all too, thoroughly
Swabbing for DNA and checking functionality

They can probably start a dildo review website by the time they're done
 

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this is real??? I thought it was a joke online..

Headline is insane.

Who's reporting this tho?

There's a community note on that tweet for a reason.

Dont see a credible source at all

some guy with access to a twitter account and image editing software

Fake ass story

Why would Diddy use dildos when he uses real penis
It's a meme but likely true
 
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