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The Coli's Drop Bear
Ortons face pop is fukken huge, segment was fire 

Pretty good show. Opening segment having people that would normally never be interacting, lewd ethers, and then the following match to further Charlotte/Sasha and set up Enzo/Cass vs KO/Jericho was well done.
Feel for Roman getting bounced down to US Championship level (and why the fukk did they have Rusev eat the fall last week?), but it elevates Rusev more than it hurts Roman at all, plus it should be a dope ass match. Can't hate on that.
Dying when Mick brought up Cesaro's medical report as the reason why he got drafted so low, then Steph getting in his and Sheamus' ass for bytching about not being on SD. DO feel bad for Sheamus, though. Losing to Cesaro in 2016 is brutal. Poor dude was champ at the end of last year.
Titus' heel turn was random as shyt. Could have at least saved it for the match itself instead of randomly being a dikk to his BFF backstage with no build up or even interaction between the two in like 9 months.
Balor/Seth promo was not good, which is not a surprise. No idea why Seth does a witch cackle after every sentence, even when he doesn't even drop ether. He'll be like "My shirt is black *cackle cackle cackle*". And why the fukk is his logo literally a white power cross with his initials over it?
Wonder what Sami's gonna do for SS. Feud with KO finally seems to be getting a rest, Roman/Rusev hopefully doesn't become yet another four way match for the mid card title. Put him in the ring with Stroman. That dude's music ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
fukk a Smackdown. I've been drafted to Raw exclusively.
Also really fukking sick of EVERY Paul Heyman promo having him try to convince you he's shooting. "I'm not supposed to say this, but I will anyway lol". You ain't shootin, homey. We also know you're a Jew, saying you're a Jew 3 times in a promo means nothing. Dude made his entire career out of using rabbi cadence to hypnotize all you goy. I got family members than can cut the same promo about the phone book.
Rusev getting smashed a day after his wedding?Xavier being washed in front of his family in his hometown ??????
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Good shyt tonight
Randle is gonna be GODLY if he goes over Brock... he's already booked golden![]()
When does he go under the ring? he cant be there for 3 hours?
I hope they start a "you killed Tupac" chant next week in CaliDiddy!