[8/20] WWE SummerSlam Thread: The Summer That Never Ends; 2 Hour Preshow at 5 pm ET

[Alfred0Santana]

Dude did his shuffle in a shark cage

 

[trick]

Big Show not even trying, he's going in slow motion right now

 

[93 til]

Jesus fukking Christ these cacs not getting any of these references

Yea it might be time for Summerslam to not be in Brooklyn anymore

 

[BROWARD]

Wasn't HHH in the main event of SS 99? What the fukk was Cole talking about?

Sounds like he made that whole shyt up

 

[TrueEpic08]

Why are they calling this match as if Enzo's the heel and not Cass?

 

[niguez]

If anything they will have the rematch on Smackdown and Carmella will cash in then

WWE is more worries about TV numbers instead of the PPV since its on the Network and no more buyrates. Thats why we seen cash in last week, to keep fans guessing. Who would have guessed there a be a cash in on the show before a ppv? Good move imo

 

[cartierhoe]

Why they got Enzo up there looking like polly want a crack rock


I know Vince is laughing crying tears backstage

 

[John Reena]

nikkaz can't tell me Vince Russo ain't been secretly hired back and been given the book for RAW.

I mean, why we supposed to care about Enzo in a shark cage? Why does Big Show even care? Why the hell is Big Show involved in a tag team feud?

To me Big Show shoulda been in the main event for fukkery sakes.

 

[GreenGrass]

lol at booker t upset when enzo said look at us doing all the work..

booker t knows you gotta do your own work around here

 

[Theolodius_Black]

Ambien. This is the physical manifestation of Ambien

 

[TobiOT]

Enzo

 

[Hey_zeus]

What's the endgame with Enzo? He's frail as fukk, can't wrestle, isn't all that over any more....

Ellsworth feud

 

[BrehWyatt]

All WWE needs to know is this ...

Two 7-foot people (a.k.a Vince's fetish) are in here having a hoss match in New York and the crowd is cheering for the dude above the ring. Dude's money if you do it right. Act like it.

 

[dh86]

Shout out to the dirt sheets for saying they were going to invest in Naomi for a long time run.

No dirt sheet said that, just sports keeda

 

[Novembruh]

Cass got more oil on him than Randy Orton.

Cass so oiled, you can see the reflection of the people he's walking past on his skin.

Cass got more oil on him than Kelly Divine used to get put on her ass for scenes.

Cass more oil than human.

Cass better not take a bump on the mat or he'll leave an oil slick that someone will end up slipping on and getting Droz'ed. Which I wouldn't wish on anyone.
...I do hope someone goes JBL-Blue Meanie on Enzo, though.