80% of Dolph Zigglers problem is the name "Dolph Ziggler"- When creative gives them no chance

[MenacingMonk]

Sexton Hardcastle sounds like a porn name from the 80s.

I can imagine Vince coming up with DZ's name:

*after finishing Rocky*

:crazycb: I like that name, Dolph. Let's use it!

Bucky Beaver: OK. We need a last name.

*Vince opens up the funny papers to ease his mind*

:crazycb: I got it! Ziggy! Dolph Ziggy! We can market a "getting ziggy with it" catchphrase! The kids like that song by Shelton. Brilliant!

Bucky Beaver: That was years ago, Vince. And that was Will Smith. How about.. Ziggler?

:crazycb: K.
@Kunty McPhuck sounds like it would get over.

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Festus

 

[El Cocodrilo]

They should change his name to Dolp Zilga

 

[Reggie]

Never liked the name and thought it hindered him a bit. Of all the names they thought of it was a Nazi painter who they linked him with. They could have came up with something better then that. Maybe it was an inside joke that only a couple of people knew about.

 

[Champagne Kudo]

Yeah you're right, I haven't thought about how ridiculous his name is in a long ass time

But that's just because I'm used to the shyt. I fear for alot of the nxt dudes with the ridiculous names they have.

Dylan Miley, Elias Samson, Kenneth Crawford etc

Spoiler

Kenneth my nikka tho

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

"Hey, Pop. Droz wrote some software that generates stupid names we can copyright and give to Superstars."

"Who the fukk is Droz?"

"Um... He was paralyzed... We gave him a job for life..... The Puke guy."

"Ah Yes! Puke! Okay, let's see these names, GOD DAMN IT!"

Chep Dorangle
Stem Parkour
Larold Hennesly
Rollance Baggens
Dolph Ziggler
Klay De'mandible
Lavonne Shambles
Flossie Toppings
Trant Jonns
Mykel Kauwl
Andruw Pipsteen
Henri Van Von
Pytir MacSmith
Lanse Ingmichigan
Kevon Appendage
Jakk Rawbert
Mysterr Foo-jee
Glance Gibletz

"Good work, son. They'll never get over."

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Konnor O Brien .....dropped the last name tho

 

[Project Downtime]

Dolph Ziggler
Dolph.... Ziggler
Dolph.... .... ....Ziggler

I thought this dude has it bad being that fruitcake on the Spirit Squad, but this name is harsh without rolling your eyes at saying it. Not to mention his finisher is the Zig Zag. How you're suppose to market this shyt?

Wrong era for the name

Spoiler

 

[MushroomX]

Wrong era for the name

Spoiler

Damien Sandow?

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

dolph ziggler is a great name for an annoying prissy heel you wanna punch in the face, which is how he debuted.

honestly though it doesn't matter. you could call him jesus christ and he still wouldn't amount to shyt. jobber 4 life.

 

[YakSpiller]

Triple H was almost Reginald Dupont Helmsley

Mad classy.

 

[T'Challa Trillmonger]

he should turn heel and be obnoxious enough to refer to himself as "DZ", problem solved

 

[XII]

"I'm heah to show ze vurld(I'M HEEEAHH TO SHOW ZE VUUUUURLLLLD!!!!!) YOUR AAAAAHHHHTTT'S DEGENERATE!!!"

Underrated post

:crazycb: I got it! Ziggy! Dolph Ziggy! We can market a "getting ziggy with it" catchphrase! The kids like that song by Shelton. Brilliant!

Vince thinks every black person is Shelton still the GOAT running joke

 

[Psychosis]

Nothing will ever beat my dude:

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

Nothing will ever beat my dude:

hes not ken rapist

how do you work around that as an announcer tho? like you'd be saying some shyt like "he's setting up for the figure four, raper's trying to force...uh"

fukk you cokeboy.