I remember back in the day when I could get online and grab like ten numbers talking to chics in one day.
Nowadays these chics don't half speak due to so many of you simps in their inbox paying them money for pics (for PICS

), paying their bills just to get them to have a conversation with you, or paying them money for their jarred-up farts.
Yes, you read that correctly. Add "jarred-up farts" to the list of things I thought I would never say, but this is where we are in 2022 apparently.
You simp niccas and cacs sicken me. If every simp died out tomorrow, I would rejoice.
Yall have forever tainted the pool of modern women.
I want you to know that if you're a simp, I hate you and I would spit on you if you were in front of me. You are a sick sick man who doesn't even deserve to live. You're a waste of xy chromosomes.
Single non-simp brehs, I'm praying for y'all cause I don't know what yall are going to do. These is bacteria infested waters that yall are fishing in.