[9/13] Smackdown Live Thread: The Face Who Runs The Place Now With The Title Around His Waist

[September]

Dean and AJ's match was better than any Ive seen from Roman. You admit his jumping punch and running hug are wack, then you just ignore your own statement and say he kills Ambrose? K, brehette. Try thinking with your head, not your ovaries.

I'm not admitting they're wack, I'm actually quoting your exact same words from one of your previous bitter posts about Roman and how his limited moveset makes him a shyt wrestler.

And if you really think that bout between Dean and AJ was good at all, then I can't help you.

If that was anything but a title match it would've been one of the crappiest matches of the night. Actually, if Dean had retained, the resounding bytchfest from the Internet would've been loud enough to shake the foundation of a building. It was literally not even better than the women's title match.

But ok, keep trying to downplay my legitimate (correct) argument with your casual, micro aggressive misogyny. :rrmad:

 

[Silkk]

what does this have to do with him being a dikk on talking smack?

Thats his personality.

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Of course u don't watch the indys or Shimmer...that's obvious because u usually don't know what you're talking about and have to be corrected all the time.

Crying? I'm just saying what EVERYONE SAYS. Why is Corbin getting protection but Cesaro isn't? Why is Balor made a champion upon arrival but Cesaro is put in an angle of doing a best of 7 after getting said guy two back to back times..what? Foley thought they weren't dominant enough? Illogical. Stupid.

Of COURSE NAKAMURA should be on the main roster! What the f1ck is wrong with you?! You can't be this damn naive. This is ridiculous.

Yeah being booked on the lower card has been really protecting Corbin, feuding with Ziggler and Crews has done wonders for him.

 

[stro]

Of course u don't watch the indys or Shimmer...that's obvious because u usually don't know what you're talking about and have to be corrected all the time.

Crying? I'm just saying what EVERYONE SAYS. Why is Corbin getting protection but Cesaro isn't? Why is Balor made a champion upon arrival but Cesaro is put in an angle of doing a best of 7 after getting said guy two back to back times..what? Foley thought they weren't dominant enough? Illogical. Stupid.

Of COURSE NAKAMURA should be on the main roster! What the f1ck is wrong with you?! You can't be this damn naive. This is ridiculous.

Corbin is being protected? He's spent his entire main roster career feuding with Ziggler and Apollo Crews. It doesn't matter if he wins those matches, dude is DOA by association already.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

I'm not admitting they're wack, I'm actually quoting your exact same words from one of your previous bitter posts about Roman and how his limited moveset makes him a shyt wrestler.

And if you really think that bout between Dean and AJ was good at all, then I can't help you.

If that was anything but a title match it would've been one of the crappiest matches of the night. Actually, if Dean had retained, the resounding bytchfest from the Internet would've been loud enough to shake the foundation of a building. It was literally not even better than the women's title match.

But ok, keep trying to downplay my legitimate (correct) argument with your casual, micro aggressive misogyny. :rrmad:

Let's not suddenly get offended by our own gimmicks now, ok? Fall back, Amy Schumer.

The match was great, period. Agendas dont change reality. Lol at ME being bitter, the one constantly trying to reassure these jaded neckbeards that no, [insert wrestler of the month that you liked last season] is not the worst thing to ever happen to wrestling.

 

[R=G]

Corbin is being protected? He's spent his entire main roster career feuding with Ziggler and Apollo Crews. It doesn't matter if he wins those matches, dude is DOA by association already.

He's winning, not getting jobber out, and getting talked up as some sure thing World Champion.

 

[stro]

He's winning, not getting jobber out, and getting talked up as some sure thing World Champion.

Talked up by who? They sure didn't talk about him that way on Talking Smack. Bryan pretty much told him he was going to get booked in the mid card forever, and Renee wondered why the fukk he even comes to work. There is nothing future world champion about having never ending feuds with Ziggler and Crews.

Oh and Cesaro/Sheamus best of 7 is pretty fukking obvious why that is happening.

1. They have nothing else for them to do
2. They have a lot of time to fill and need people who can reliably do a 10-15 minute TV match
3. It gives random rematches actual stakes and gives Cesaro an automatic story so his matches can finally have one
4. The winner WILL get a title shot, so it is leading somewhere.

It's a pretty good use for both, really. Not that I'm interested at all in watching them have any matches, but still.

 

[September]

Let's not suddenly get offended by our own gimmicks now, ok? Fall back, Amy Schumer.

The match was great, period. Agendas dont change reality. Lol at ME being bitter, the one constantly trying to reassure these jaded neckbeards that no, [insert wrestler of the month that you liked last season] is not the worst thing to ever happen to wrestling.

Pray tell, what gimmick would that be? Is it because I'm constantly saying how attractive he is, while still being able to comment on his wrestling skills, just like y'all do with the women?

And if you knew anything about feminism, Amy Schumer would be the last person you should compare me to as she is an openly racist self serving "feminist" who only touts herself as such when she or one of her lilly white friends are offended about something. But that's a conversation you don't seem fit to engage in. :romancreep:

ANYWAY, back to subject.

at that being a "great" match
at me having an agenda
at "reality" being Dean > Roman in the ring

at you seriously touting these things as pure, unadulterated facts.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

If The Miz holds the title for another 82 days he becomes the longest reigning champ since Rock in 97 (19 years).

Might or might not happen?

Strong possibility, since the brand split they haven't built a credible threat to that title yet

 

[R=G]

Talked up by who? They sure didn't talk about him that way on Talking Smack. Bryan pretty much told him he was going to get booked in the mid card forever, and Renee wondered why the fukk he even comes to work. There is nothing future world champion about having never ending feuds with Ziggler and Crews.

Oh and Cesaro/Sheamus best of 7 is pretty fukking obvious why that is happening.

1. They have nothing else for them to do
2. They have a lot of time to fill and need people who can reliably do a 10-15 minute TV match
3. It gives random rematches actual stakes and gives Cesaro an automatic story so his matches can finally have one
4. The winner WILL get a title shot, so it is leading somewhere.

It's a pretty good use for both, really. Not that I'm interested at all in watching them have any matches, but still.

JBL kisses Corbin's ass every week. Had no idea he was talking smack this week.

 

[Playaz Eyez]

The Roman/AJ matches were 100% better than that boring, plodding match Dean and AJ had. Dean/AJ was worse than the AJ/Jericho matches, close to being as bad as a couple of the Dean/Jericho matches, too.

There was nothing boring and plodding about AJ/Dean, but AJ/Roman definitely had better matches

 

[stro]

There was nothing boring and plodding about AJ/Dean, but AJ/Roman definitely had better matches

To each their own. To me it sure felt like 60% of the match was clear padding just to make the event longer. AJ would spend 30 seconds after each move looking around and fixing his hair. Dean would spend 30 seconds after each move shaking his head like a crack head. For the entire match.

 

[JoogJoint]

Watching Talking Smack for the first time...Bryan is kind of not good on it. Dude is constantly bringing your attention to the negatives of all the talent, even faces. For a dude with such a nice guy rep, he comes off surprisingly condescending to pretty much everyone.

He's a dikk in real life . On total divas he's a dikk too shytting on Nikki for pretty much not wanting to be a hippie

I'm not saying Daniel Bryan isn't a "nice guy" even though that's part of his gimmick, but I always found dude to be a sanctimonious a$$hole. I thought I was alone on that, but then he married Brie and she strikes me as a stuck up b_tch.

 

[Playaz Eyez]

 

[stro]

I just want to point out that there are still people that believe Orton got pulled from Backlash due to a concussion from Summerslam. Despite that they set up an angle for him 2 months in advance, then set up a NEW angle for him and promoted it for month, and have him taking bumps.