A 4 year old asks you, "Where do babies come from?"

Prynce

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Yep, definitely lying too like others posted.

I'll explain that shyt once they pre teens.
Lol kids gonna find out anyway. Might as well tell them yourself than then learning from someone else who won't explain to them that they should wait until they're older. Not like you have to give them the full details either lol.
 

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I told my seed he was out in the Universe unformed. Then he came to being in my nuts where was swimming around with his brethren. I put my D in your Mom's V then I got excited and shot you and your other siblings inside of her but you were the smartest and strongest and beat the others to her egg.
 

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Here's what I said on FB where I stole the question from:
I would tell them that a man plants his seed in a woman and the seed grows inside the woman into a baby.

I remember either a show or a story where kids tried to make babies by swallowing pumpkin/watermelon seeds tho so I don't know if that's a good thing to tell a 4 year old lol.

But then I'd have to explain the difference between watermelon seeds and human seeds. Maybe we could plant some sunflower seeds. :ehh:
 

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When I was a kid, I thought if you were married and kissed, the wife had a baby come from her stomach.
 
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