A 4 year old asks you, "Where do babies come from?"

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Mommy and daddy order one, they put it in mommy's stomach to grow and then mommy goes to the hospital so they can take it out.

Breh. We are dealing w/4 year olds here. This should NOT be difficult.

 

[Bawon Samedi]

I told my seed he was out in the Universe unformed. Then he came to being in my nuts where was swimming around with his brethren. I put my D in your Mom's V then I got excited and shot you and your other siblings inside of her but you were the smartest and strongest and beat the others to her egg.

 

[Blackout]

tell em ill tell em when they old enuf 2 understand

This.

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

@Phoenix_Knightly23

"ask your grandma"

 

[Easy-E]

How would you explain?

"Baby girl/boy...

Me

Ya momma

Us

You

 

[Silkk]

Id show them this

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[Brofato]

At 4 years old it's most definitely less awkward than it is at 12 or any age close to that.

 

[Rout3r2035]

When I was a kid, I thought if you were married and kissed, the wife had a baby come from her stomach.

No lie, same exact shyt I thought. Idea of semen and shyt didn't even exist to 9 year old me and I knew DNA was involved and shyt, so I figured it was saliva DNA

First day I found out the truth was the first day I ever realized women didn't have dikks either

Hindsight fukkery brehs

 

[DaPresident]

I told my seed he was out in the Universe unformed. Then he came to being in my nuts where was swimming around with his brethren. I put my D in your Mom's V then I got excited and shot you and your other siblings inside of her but you were the smartest and strongest and beat the others to her egg.

"That makes you a king youngin, don't you ever forget it or let anybody tell you any different"


Darwinism at it's finest!

 

[Man]

Every star is a nikka and every nikka is a star that visits earth as a baby

 

[Nymbus]

It's funny I don't even remember asking or wondering they just brought it up one day when I was like 10-11

 

[The Fire]

Tell em I uploaded the code from my load to they mama

 

[Mowgli]

Man uses private parts to give a woman a seed and then a baby grows inside the woman's stomach. The baby comes out the woman's private parts after its done growing.

Yes you came from my private parts.

Teach your kids lies like a fukkIN CAC bruhs