A 72-year-old woman felt lonely after moving states — until she joined a dating app for cougars

[Gloxina]

This is bad...that I am sitting here actually wondering how 72 y/o coochie works.

I mean if it’s Cher, it’s probably working just fine A regular lady…I don’t know if the desire is really there.

Then again there was talk of stds spreading around nursing homes so truthfully old people are still getting it in

 

[Lady.Libra.]

I mean if it’s Cher, it’s probably working just fine A regular lady…I don’t know if the desire is really there.

Then again there was talk of stds spreading around nursing homes so truthfully old people are still getting it in

Mercy.

 

[Lady.Libra.]

Why are you thinking about a 72 year ol box??

Fred

Because mine will be 72 y/o one day...and before reading this article, I thought I would have nothing on my lap but a puppy & a ball of yarn.

 

[levitate]

Raw.

**Downloads app

 

[Cakebatter]

I'm damn near 50 and going nowhere near some 70+ year old broad that smells like cough medicine and vapor rub.

 

[Yzak]

72 ain’t no damn “cougar”. You’re more like a “puma”.

More like a sabertooth cat

 

[MuzzyP]

Seen as an equal?


No, they see you as easy p*ssy at worst and a grandma fetish at best.

They wanna bust a nut raw, get served a 3 course meal, and get told how they're such a handsome young man and what a great job he did.

 

[RhodyRum]

72 ain’t no damn “cougar”. You’re more like a “puma”.

You just said she ain't a cougar, just to turn around and call her a cougar.

That’s a saber toothed tiger

More like a sabertooth cat

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[TEKBEATZ]

How that 401k looking

 

[$cam-U-Well_Jack$on]

Where is this dating site?

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

if I see brehs behaving as hungry/thirsty as they did with that greek grandma, I will assassinate all you nikkas.

Lmaooo ayo

Edit: nah bro this whole thread has me in tearssss

 

[TRUEST]

I mean if it’s Cher, it’s probably working just fine A regular lady…I don’t know if the desire is really there.

Then again there was talk of stds spreading around nursing homes so truthfully old people are still getting it in

Disgusting

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Because mine will be 72 y/o one day...and before reading this article, I thought I would have nothing on my lap but a puppy & a ball of yarn.

You can have more than that

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

@DrexlersFade
@Koba St

 

[CopiousX]

This is bad...that I am sitting here actually wondering how 72 y/o coochie works.

Like Sandpaper



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