A bird crapped on me today.

[ThrobbingHood]

You know what that means….

Spoiler

I’m about to change my number. I can’t connect to you on this line.

 

[High Art]

Going by the title, I was like "you in Dubai breh? It should be the other way around".

 

[Kasgoinjail]

Don't get rich and switch

 

[Luke Cage]

getting shytted on is good luck?

 

[datnigDASTARDLY]

getting shytted on is good luck?

I'm saying, there's no way the cosmos determined this nikka was favored if a damn bird shytted on him

That's a 1 in a million shot, that bird will be reincarnated to haunt his children and his childrens children

 

[ROFL_GUY]

Stink B4 now extra stink.

Bird style!

 

[Afrodroid]

Nasty mf

 

[JuvenileHell]

 

[IVS]

Was it this type of bird? lol

 

[Forlife44]

Oh shyt

 

[Pseudonym]

you better buy a lotto ticket

 

[analog]

getting shytted on is good luck?

Them IG hoes definitely believe it. With shyt comes great riches

 

[Remote]

Usually coli brehs have to pay extra for a bird to crap on them.

 

[Canada Goose]

 

[getmoney310cpt]

Had a bird shyt on my through the sunroof in 2021 thought it meant good luck then few months later my best friend passed away…