A brutally honest look at Coli Poster PS4/Courtdog (A Chris Deezy CLASSIC)

[ChrisDorner]

Look, we all know the main goal for companies is to make money.

The amount of money they make depends on the number of people who purchase the companies product/service.

What's the best way to get the most people to buy? Getting everyone to hear about/see it.

How do they do that? Marketing

Coli Poster @PS4 is a result of a person who has completely fallen victim to the Microsoft marketing team.

He's the kind of person they love. A person willing to spend days (Weeks? Months?) of accumulated time typing paragraphs defending a product he's never owned, from a company he doesn't work for

There is the regular Xbox Stan (@MeachTheMonster @Smooth3d) & then there is PS4.

We can stand there & ridicule him but he is in a time of desperate need.

He spends ALL day on this site defending the Xbox/bashing Sony (this is fact)

So it could be argued that he literally lives for Xbox (absolutely no exaggeration)

if you don't recognize this as a problem, open your eyes.

Instead of calling him out & harassing him with old mattress jokes, lets really help this guy.

I'm willing to start a fund to get a fellow coli breh some help if everyones willing to pitch in. A few months of psychiatric care should do him some good.

@Rekkapryde @Raiders @satam55 @Jax @Teal. what do y'all think?

And @PS4, I'm here to help.

 

[marcuz]

problem is you're implying that he's not apart of a xbox marketing team. it's already documented M$ pays trolls to defend xbox on forums, youtube, even going as far as to harass consumers at retail outlets like bestbuy. @Smooth3d (possible court alias) actually posted a link (http://www.thecoli.com/threads/want-a-job-working-for-xbox-microsoft-as-a-community-rep.136611/) to join the xbox marketing group. i don't know how true it is but there's people on fourchan who claim they get paid $1 per verified xbot post. if that's the case, it would explain courtney stanning xbox for 10 yrs from multiple accounts; nikka hustling.

 

[33Degreed]

lol xbox pays him from the clouds

 

[MeachTheMonster]

problem is you're implying that he's not apart of a xbox marketing team. it's already documented M$ pays trolls to defend xbox on forums, youtube, even going as far as to harass consumers at retail outlets like bestbuy. @Smooth3d (possible court alias) actually posted a link (http://www.thecoli.com/threads/want-a-job-working-for-xbox-microsoft-as-a-community-rep.136611/) to join the xbox marketing group. i don't know how true it is but there's people on fourchan who claim they get paid $1 per verified xbot post. if that's the case, it would explain courtney stanning xbox for 10 yrs from multiple accounts; nikka hustling.

so who pays you and rekka to post?

The National c00n Network

 

[marcuz]

so who pays you and rekka to post?

The National c00n Network

nobody yet, im trynna get put on

but if sony pulled an xbox with an always on / mandatory camera requirement, i would have quit console gaming on the spot.

 

[TheGodling]

He's a lame and I wonder why people even still enter his threads (okay, I still do sometimes as well but I'm trying to be better), let alone respond and continue to entertain him.

 

[Jax]

I'm willing to start a paypal fund. Don't commit that Court

 

[iamstr8fire]

problem is you're implying that he's not apart of a xbox marketing team. it's already documented M$ pays trolls to defend xbox on forums, youtube, even going as far as to harass consumers at retail outlets like bestbuy. @Smooth3d (possible court alias) actually posted a link (http://www.thecoli.com/threads/want-a-job-working-for-xbox-microsoft-as-a-community-rep.136611/) to join the xbox marketing group. i don't know how true it is but there's people on fourchan who claim they get paid $1 per verified xbot post. if that's the case, it would explain courtney stanning xbox for 10 yrs from multiple accounts; nikka hustling.

 

[Smooth3d]

problem is you're implying that he's not apart of a xbox marketing team. it's already documented M$ pays trolls to defend xbox on forums, youtube, even going as far as to harass consumers at retail outlets like bestbuy. @Smooth3d (possible court alias) actually posted a link (http://www.thecoli.com/threads/want-a-job-working-for-xbox-microsoft-as-a-community-rep.136611/) to join the xbox marketing group. i don't know how true it is but there's people on fourchan who claim they get paid $1 per verified xbot post. if that's the case, it would explain courtney stanning xbox for 10 yrs from multiple accounts; nikka hustling.

Im real baby! and no I'm not court, PS4 etc. I been on here and sohh for years.

 

[DStyles]

I wonder if that rac00n rekkkrapryde gets paid by $auny

 

[Smooth3d]

I wonder if that rac00n rekkkrapryde gets paid by $auny

In a way he does, he owns stock in them.

 

[Rekkapryde]

so who pays you and rekka to post?

The National c00n Network

^^^^^
You tryin to hard bruh being Courdog's little minion. You and @DStyles sleepin on that Pissdurpedic with him too?


But Sony does pay me alright...

 

[Jax]

^^^^^
You tryin to hard bruh being Courdog's little minion. You and @DStyles sleepin on that Pissdurpedic with him too?


But Sony does pay me alright...

 

[King Sun]

^^^^^
You tryin to hard bruh being Courdog's little minion. You and @DStyles sleepin on that Pissdurpedic with him too?


But Sony does pay me alright...

 

[Lakers Offseason]

^^^^^
You tryin to hard bruh being Courdog's little minion. You and @DStyles sleepin on that Pissdurpedic with him too?


But Sony does pay me alright...

Well shiieet. If I own shares of Sony, I'd stan the hell out of them too