A brutally honest look at Coli Poster PS4/Courtdog (A Chris Deezy CLASSIC)

[PS5 Pro]

Maybe Because he's in every single PS4 thread posting page long posts full of nonsense

As opposed to you posting in every single xbox thread swagger jacking the man you idolize

Or maybe it's because he makes 12 threads a day about some new Xbox "feature"

You seem FURIOUS over the fact we have stuff to talk about. This is a message board so that is sort of the idea
Not sure if pre-orders is thread worthy tho, you guys might need to try harder

well this changes everything. Rekka was annoying as shyt, but 10grand id be sucking balmers dikk

I looked Steve in his eye and told him "5 is as low as I'll go "

 

[Rekkapryde]

well this changes everything. Rekka was annoying as shyt, but 10grand id be sucking balmers dikk

I'm still your favorite poster Mook. My wife's fam reunion is in Raleigh next year. I'll buy ya a drink.

 

[33Degreed]

Where do we petition for that liar, to go back to the SOHH forums.. LOL

 

[PS5 Pro]

I'm still your favorite poster Mook. My wife's fam reunion is in Raleigh next year. I'll buy ya a drink.

75% of the time he's avoiding his children, the other 25% of the time he's avoiding his entire family

 

[Rekkapryde]

75% of the time he's avoiding his children, the other 25% of the time he's avoiding his entire family

 

[PS5 Pro]

Hey, everyone has seen that already. But you? We have entered a new era of fukkery bruh
You are the FACE OF c00nING + DEADBEAT DADDYING
Post that pic 100x, thats not gonna all of a sudden give Rekka Jrz a fatherly shoulder to lean on
I think I hear him crying right now

 

[Mac071415]

Someone's talking about themselves or they forgot to login to their alias account.

 

[ChrisDorner]

Not sure if pre-orders is thread worthy tho,

Of course you don't think preorders are thread worthy. Sony is doing better than Microsoft in that area, why would you make a thread about how they're doing poorly?

 

[ChrisDorner]

75% of the time he's avoiding his children, the other 25% of the time he's avoiding his entire family

 

[PS5 Pro]

Of course you don't think preorders are thread worthy. Sony is doing better than Microsoft in that area, why would you make a thread about how they're doing poorly?

when was even talking about preorders hot in the streets tho?
These numbers are not indicative of what will happen this fall.
Your enthusiasm over this means you think that which is typical amongst fanboys.
Don't say I didn't warn you. What do you want on that crow?

 

[Mac071415]

Double

 

[PS5 Pro]

Look, we all know the main goal for companies is to make money.

The amount of money they make depends on the number of people who purchase the companies product/service.

What's the best way to get the most people to buy? Getting everyone to hear about/see it.

How do they do that? Marketing

Coli Poster @PS4 is a result of a person who has completely fallen victim to the Microsoft marketing team.

He's the kind of person they love. A person willing to spend days (Weeks? Months?) of accumulated time typing paragraphs defending a product he's never owned, from a company he doesn't work for

There is the regular Xbox Stan (@MeachTheMonster @Smooth3d) & then there is PS4.

We can stand there & ridicule him but he is in a time of desperate need.

He spends ALL day on this site defending the Xbox/bashing Sony (this is fact)

So it could be argued that he literally lives for Xbox (absolutely no exaggeration)

if you don't recognize this as a problem, open your eyes.

Instead of calling him out & harassing him with old mattress jokes, lets really help this guy.

I'm willing to start a fund to get a fellow coli breh some help if everyones willing to pitch in. A few months of psychiatric care should do him some good.

@Rekkapryde @Raiders @satam55 @Jax @Teal. what do y'all think?

And @PS4, I'm here to help.

Living La Vida Loca!!!

http://news.xbox.com/2014/08/games-sod-year-one-survival-edition

State of Decay Xbox One edition dropping early next year

 

[ChrisDorner]

Goddamn, dropped this heat a year ago & we still goin at it

happy anniversary @PS4

 

[ORDER_66]

Look, we all know the main goal for companies is to make money.

The amount of money they make depends on the number of people who purchase the companies product/service.

What's the best way to get the most people to buy? Getting everyone to hear about/see it.

How do they do that? Marketing

Coli Poster @PS4 is a result of a person who has completely fallen victim to the Microsoft marketing team.

He's the kind of person they love. A person willing to spend days (Weeks? Months?) of accumulated time typing paragraphs defending a product he's never owned, from a company he doesn't work for

There is the regular Xbox Stan (@MeachTheMonster @Smooth3d) & then there is PS4.

We can stand there & ridicule him but he is in a time of desperate need.

He spends ALL day on this site defending the Xbox/bashing Sony (this is fact)

So it could be argued that he literally lives for Xbox (absolutely no exaggeration)

if you don't recognize this as a problem, open your eyes.

Instead of calling him out & harassing him with old mattress jokes, lets really help this guy.

I'm willing to start a fund to get a fellow coli breh some help if everyones willing to pitch in. A few months of psychiatric care should do him some good.

@Rekkapryde @Raiders @satam55 @Jax @Teal. what do y'all think?

And @PS4, I'm here to help.

 

[hotbeezie]

Damn, RIP @Smooth3d