A Bug You've Probably Never Heard Of Before The Giant Fishing Spider And 1 Was sighted in Wisconsin

[joeychizzle]

What if it lunges at your face on some alien shyt

money may shoulder roll and counter body body head
this is the coli, everybody got triple a big game hunting certs, we killin everything with 3 feet or more

 

[Hacksaw Jim Thuggin]

i like spiders...tarantulas in particular....i see nothing wrong here

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Awwww let it crawl on your hand and release it safely into the woods.

 

[joeychizzle]

bruh ya know spiders be crawlin over ya face and shyt when you sleepin bruh

what if you woke up to that shyt crawlin on ya bed or your face bruh

I doubt slugs killin ya garden would such a big deal then




spiders and scorpions
fukk em

I hate when people say STUPID shyt like "they wont bite you unless provoked " ive been bit by spiders while I was sleepin I aint provoke they ass

them is little spiders too.. how you not supposed to react if you seen this bytch ass spider crawling on your bed ??

When I found our scorpions could crawl on walls and ceilings shyt really made contemplate moving to a place that before I knew bout that I was excited to move there

Cause I dont know how I would ever be prepared to wake up at 3 am walkin to the bathroom and see this bytch ass creature callin on my wall

fukk em

mannnnnnnnn... if i woke up with that thing on my face i would probably think, "it's just a dream bytch wake up"
then it would move, and then I would be paralyzed. except for my tear ducts. i would just be there like medusa been lookin at me, with silent, red tears flowing down my face, cursing nature for being a slore.

went hiking the other day with my pops.. they got these black and yellow spiders that make webs like 50 inches wide.. and they just chillin in the middle so you can't really see em. imagine walking around nature trails with extreme arachnophobia and this LITERALLY SUDDENLY COMES INTO YOUR FIELD OF VISION

I might have to start carrying a shotgun when I hike

 

[CACarot]

I read somewhere that spiders this size are generally only found in the wilderness and in some affluent "white neighborhoods". Due to the space available to house them and the spiders deadly allergic reaction to coco butter and pomeade.

 

[Another Man]

Thats funny...they just reported giant wolf spiders being discovered here. Wolf and fishing spiders are closely related.

 

[SubLyminalz]

I read somewhere that spiders this size are generally only found in the wilderness and in some affluent "white neighborhoods". Due to the space available to house them and the spiders deadly allergic reaction to coco butter and pomeade.

its almost winter anyway


keep those demonic creatures in the woods

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

 

[MenacingMonk]

mannnnnnnnn... if i woke up with that thing on my face i would probably think, "it's just a dream bytch wake up"
then it would move, and then I would be paralyzed. except for my tear ducts. i would just be there like medusa been lookin at me, with silent, red tears flowing down my face, cursing nature for being a slore.

went hiking the other day with my pops.. they got these black and yellow spiders that make webs like 50 inches wide.. and they just chillin in the middle so you can't really see em. imagine walking around nature trails with extreme arachnophobia and this LITERALLY SUDDENLY COMES INTO YOUR FIELD OF VISION

I might have to start carrying a shotgun when I hike

These fukkin spiders, man.

 

[joeychizzle]

Thats funny...they just reported giant wolf spiders being discovered here. Wolf and fishing spiders are closely related.

bruh i'm sorry but i'm never ever EVER going to your city.
I don't care if buddha jesus or allah sends me an actual letter
tell them mofukkas to extinct spiders bigger than a grain of dust first

 

[Cabbage Patch]

fukkING KILL THEM! KILL ALL THE SPIDERS! WHY??? WHY WOULD GOD CREATE THAT?????????

I hear you. But spiders eat the worse shyt out there, so there's that.

They're still scary. Cockroaches and giant mosquitos (the kind found down South) are worse. No redeeming value whatsoever.

 

[Box Cutta]

*Checks Under Chair and Table*

This thread put the fear in me....

 

[Lost His Smile]

House spiders are bros, they kill the insects that come into your home.

But if its a poisonous spider then .

 

[itsyoung!!]

House spiders are bros, they kill the insects that come into your home.

But if its a poisonous spider then .

a fly aint never bother me more than a fukkin spider bruh, ill sacrifice a fly occassionally flying in my house than having to deal with cobb webbs and bytch ass spiders

 

[Black_Jesus]

Cant them big motherfukker jump too... Id have to pull out a samurai sword on one of them big motherfukkas