A cautionary xmas warning for thecoli

[CarbonBraddock]

Ya'll be careful out here over the holidays. Me and my uncle were out in the bush huntin snowfoxes and that night, after we made our camp, i got bit by five spiders. We know it was five bc I had cameras set up in my tent. They musta seen me lower my biker boot on one of they homeboys earlier that evening and was out for vengeance. Anyway, I been paralyzed from the neck down for the past 24 hours and cannot move. I'm typing this with voice-type technology. Don't put yourselves into any possible dangerous situations bc it can go south real quick. Also, don't weep for me, I got a skydiving appointment tomorrow, and I'm still gonna do it cause I paid 2,000 dollars for it and we can't cancel. I also paid a hooker off the internet to come over and I'll at least get her to roll around on me like a rolling pin for half a hour or something if i can't get 'aroused' i guess. Be safe coli. Discuss.

 

[Roid Jones]

 

[humminbird]

Ya'll be careful out here over the holidays. Me and my uncle were out in the bush huntin snowfoxes and that night, after we made our camp, i got bit by five spiders. We know it was five bc I had cameras set up in my tent. They musta seen me lower my biker boot on one of they homeboys earlier that evening and was out for vengeance. Anyway, I been paralyzed from the neck down for the past 24 hours and cannot move. I'm typing this with voice-type technology. Don't put yourselves into any possible dangerous situations bc it can go south real quick. Also, don't weep for me, I got a skydiving appointment tomorrow, and I'm still gonna do it cause I paid 2,000 dollars for it and we can't cancel. I also paid a hooker off the internet to come over and I'll at least get her to roll around on me like a rolling pin for half a hour or something if i can't get 'aroused' i guess. Be safe coli. Discuss.

I’m too drunk for this

 

[YouMadd?]

Wow that’s a lot to take in. I’m going to start with the Snow Foxes? Where do you hunt them and is it for sport or do you eat them?

 

[FlexPavilion]

Ya'll be careful out here over the holidays. Me and my uncle were out in the bush huntin snowfoxes and that night, after we made our camp, i got bit by five spiders. We know it was five bc I had cameras set up in my tent. They musta seen me lower my biker boot on one of they homeboys earlier that evening and was out for vengeance. Anyway, I been paralyzed from the neck down for the past 24 hours and cannot move. I'm typing this with voice-type technology. Don't put yourselves into any possible dangerous situations bc it can go south real quick. Also, don't weep for me, I got a skydiving appointment tomorrow, and I'm still gonna do it cause I paid 2,000 dollars for it and we can't cancel. I also paid a hooker off the internet to come over and I'll at least get her to roll around on me like a rolling pin for half a hour or something if i can't get 'aroused' i guess. Be safe coli. Discuss.

Bring a hooker around when you're paralyzed, breh.
She bout to clean you out.

 

[The Spirit Of Jack Trice]

There needs to be a proper discussion on thecoli about mental health...

 

[CarbonBraddock]

Bring a hooker around when you're paralyzed, breh.
She bout to clean you out.

i have a manservant that stays on my property.

 

[Dorian Breh]

Man said roll around like a rolling pin

 

[CarbonBraddock]

Wow that’s a lot to take in. I’m going to start with the Snow Foxes? Where do you hunt them and is it for sport or do you eat them?

i hunt them on my uncle's property. they are artic foxes that exist in the frozen tundra normally. however, he has had many flown in and thrown into the woods on his 100 acres. i only hunt for sport, that's why i only use my hands, to make it true sport.

 

[ImmaGetJoeClarkArrested]

Gotta watch out for police checkpoints and multiple spiders

Happy holidays

 

[analog]

It be cold out - them spiders couldn't do the sensible thing and just snuggle up in your warm tent/sleeping bag then bounce in the morning? Motherfukk them spiders! I hope none of the eggs they lay make it to spring!

With that said, wish you a speedy recovery breh.

And as for the ho coming through. My recommendation is you cop one of them head dildos so you can still smash by simply bopping your head.

Spoiler

 

[Coco Loco]

Ya'll be careful out here over the holidays. Me and my uncle were out in the bush huntin snowfoxes and that night, after we made our camp, i got bit by five spiders. We know it was five bc I had cameras set up in my tent. They musta seen me lower my biker boot on one of they homeboys earlier that evening and was out for vengeance. Anyway, I been paralyzed from the neck down for the past 24 hours and cannot move. I'm typing this with voice-type technology. Don't put yourselves into any possible dangerous situations bc it can go south real quick. Also, don't weep for me, I got a skydiving appointment tomorrow, and I'm still gonna do it cause I paid 2,000 dollars for it and we can't cancel. I also paid a hooker off the internet to come over and I'll at least get her to roll around on me like a rolling pin for half a hour or something if i can't get 'aroused' i guess. Be safe coli. Discuss.

Cool story Stephen Hawking

I'm going to HELL hell but it was worth it

 

[Money Be Green]

 

[director_of_bands]

is this the same poster talking about he too old for this s#!* in that other thread?

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]