A chick wanting to cuddle after sex has to be some of the most annoying ish ever

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My ex wife used to always try that shyt and give me the :comeon: face when i would hop outta bed with a quickness to go smoke a square right after nutting :ahh:
 

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Cuddling post-sex is such an odd thing to complain about. You guys must be fukking girls you don't like at all. Which begs the question, "Why are you fukking these girls to begin with?"

If I were fukking a dime (big breasts, thin waist, bubbly ass, nice skin tone) I wouldn't mind cuddling at all....unless I was a fakkit.
 

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I smashed this new chick week before last, met her on some hook up just to fucc shyt. I have a class wit this chick (her friend), i got brave one day and say some slick to her and she said she had a friend i might like to meet. She gave her my number, we texted for a couple of days then she came thru one night and got beat down. Didn't find out she was married till she got there and we was gettin ready to fukk. I hit it, and expected her to get dressed and get the fukk on, this broad turned around and said "aight now i'm still a woman so i still need this, just hold me for a couple minutes". I'm like :what: this wasnt part of the deal. I like to cuddle, but only if i like the female like that, random beat downs :childplease:
 

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I love to cuddle my bytch. She got two nice size mamory pillows I place my head inbetween and snore to my hearts content. Y'all need to stop letting movies and rappers dictate how you treat women. Even the hoes I show em a tiny bit of respect. I'm a gentleman through and through
 

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I smashed this new chick week before last, met her on some hook up just to fucc shyt. I have a class wit this chick (her friend), i got brave one day and say some slick to her and she said she had a friend i might like to meet. She gave her my number, we texted for a couple of days then she came thru one night and got beat down. Didn't find out she was married till she got there and we was gettin ready to fukk. I hit it, and expected her to get dressed and get the fukk on, this broad turned around and said "aight now i'm still a woman so i still need this, just hold me for a couple minutes". I'm like :what: this wasnt part of the deal. I like to cuddle, but only if i like the female like that, random beat downs :childplease:

you a fool boy :pachaha:

Had me burst out laughing at work and shyt
 

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I love to cuddle my bytch. She got two nice size mamory pillows I place my head inbetween and snore to my hearts content. Y'all need to stop letting movies and rappers dictate how you treat women. Even the hoes I show em a tiny bit of respect. I'm a gentleman through and through

A gentleman doesn't call women bytches..
 

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I think we're all over the place now since we don't know if the inital topic was about jumpoffs or significant others? Right after nutting with goo attached, or post warm towel clean-up? Just a few minutes or all night? CLARIFICATION PLEASE :laugh:

Either way, I'm still cool with it. Plus my fiance just needs that for a few minutes then we both roll to our ends of the bed. We both appreciate having a good night of comfortable sleep :yes:
 
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