A comedy film based on TheColi

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Yo lowkey highkey, I vote for a romantic comedy starring @stomachlines :dead:

nikka will graduate Georgia State with his IT degree with additional certs and after 22 years of preparing for this moment, he decides he's finally ready to take on that PAWG life by storm :blessed:

Moves to NYC and begins dating adventures:

-Dates emaciated fashion model with coke/adderal addiction

-Dates incredibly obnoxious Staten Island Italian woman with :mjpls:relatives

-Dates hairy armpit Hasidic Jew who plans to use him to gentrify the rest of Brooklyn and Harlem

-Sees through plan and uses IT/6 cert skills to hack real estate database to save all of black NYC:salute:

-Marries Gabrielle Union, a stripper who attended San Francisco's Girls Who Code program but fell on hard times

-Creates black dating app for former swirlers, becomes rich, and moves to ATL to live happily ever after

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i'll make a Cameo.
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Already in production breh. I'm working on a cartoon podcast and already written out an episode about the coli and its weird members

dope, tag me when you drop it :ehh:

i ain’t talking about a regularly directed movie or TV show though i mean something that takes place 100% on the computer screen

so you kinda limited as to what all you can do but you can still do a lot with the forum as the basis of it all
 

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We can have an episode where we are filming live outside the forum and a coli brehette is supposed to be one of the brehs love interest in the scenes. Very few brehs volunteer to act in it. The scene is supposed to be romantically mild.

Then mid filming its discovered one of the female posters on site is not **** and is actually a known actress like a meagan Goode. Despite protests the coli votes she should play the part instead since shes more accomplished. Theres a general silent push for a more sexually explicit scene to be written as more people publicly campaign to play the part.

The brehette does an exposal thread that has brehs who are campaigning inboxing and skyping her claiming the other brehette is offering sexual favours to win the role and it isnt based on merit

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Im writing him into all the scenes so he can have a job courtesy of the coli
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raul04

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There has to be a episode with the story of ChrisB and the 24 hour meltdown..
 

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As an avid youtube hood movie and web series viewer shyt I'd tune in Id even act in it...Id be the old nikka going thru a mid life crisis...but we have to get certain things in the movie

Ole boy buying the pissy matress, @jaguar paw hate of rosario dawson, the perverts of JBO, the random feminist from LSA and how some of these dudes are white brehs and others acting like they are black..


shyt would be a dramedy. You could damn near do a series with different storylines like tariq nashid stealing content from us here and not given props or umar johnson hustling cats out of paper with his imaginary school or how basically everybody is a c00n according to some random white dude on the internet.
 

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I think we have a name for it already. The rafters :wow:

Edit: Trademarked and screen shot just incase
 
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