A comedy film based on TheColi

[dat aint da same sandwich]

Coli movie? Sheeeit I want in.

 

[Boogie]

Napoleon and his "I'm not Indian" should defo be a storyline.

@stomachlines and busted white women too

@#PanAfricana first day at the job

@skeetsinternal adventures where he ends up fighting @skeetsexternal

I’ll beat the shyt outta that nikka

 

[I love Latina women]

Yo lowkey highkey, I vote for a romantic comedy starring @stomachlines

nikka will graduate Georgia State with his IT degree with additional certs and after 22 years of preparing for this moment, he decides he's finally ready to take on that PAWG life by storm

Moves to NYC and begins dating adventures:

-Dates emaciated fashion model with coke/adderal addiction

-Dates incredibly obnoxious Staten Island Italian woman with relatives

-Dates hairy armpit Hasidic Jew who plans to use him to gentrify the rest of Brooklyn and Harlem

-Sees through plan and uses IT/6 cert skills to hack real estate database to save all of black NYC

-Marries Gabrielle Union, a stripper who attended San Francisco's Girls Who Code program but fell on hard times

-Creates black dating app for former swirlers, becomes rich, and moves to ATL to live happily ever after

 

[Jean Jacket]

I was watching FX the other day and seen this horror movie called “Unfriended” and what stood out to me was the fact the entire movie took place on a computer desktop screen

then i did some research and apparently there’s a whole new genre for flicks like that

Computer screen film - Wikipedia

then i started thinking how dope a movie about TheColi could be within this genre, you could portray the fukkery that goes on and also have actors play certain scenes where people from here get on webcam and meet up or whatever

like have one subplot be about a @BrothaZay type poster who meets up with a chick off here and it turns out to be a tranny then he comes back and sees the tranny made an exposal thread about it so he tells him to pull up, then it cuts to some YouTube footage of the fight or some shyt

just an idea somebody could get rich as hell off this

PM me when you are pressing with this. I can add.