A conundrum with my wife (need advice/recent husband)

[Fill Collins]

I been married for a year, the jit was a stillborn but we still like each other

Anyways, she's off on a business trip to Brazil for a month, I was helping her pack and she passed me a bulk box of durex. I put them in her luggage but in my head I'm like, "Hold up, this bytch doesn't have a dikk, why tf is she bringing them? "

Is she going to Brazil to get a penis implant? If she is I'm out, I can't even look at my own dikk without having to say pause

 

[boogers]

I been married for a year, the jit was a stillborn but we still like each other

Anyways, she's off on a business trip to Brazil for a month, I was helping her pack and she passed me a bulk box of durex. I put them in her luggage but in my head I'm like, "Hold up, this bytch doesn't have a dikk, why tf is she bringing them? "

Is she going to Brazil to get a penis implant? If she is I'm out, I can't even look at my own dikk without having to say pause

I don't write nothin' down, so I'll keep this short and sweet. You're weak. You're outta control. And you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.

 

[HabitualChiller]

She passed then to you? She probably expects you to get your freak on or sum.

 

[WaveWhisperer]

She giving you a pass to give Stovetop Stuffin’ , cuz she gon get her some Stovetop Stuffin’

 

[SheWantTheD]

She using them with her dildos.

 

[Cat piss martini]

She's telling you to fukk and suck dikk
because that's what she's on all month.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Tales from @Gold
IYKYK

 

[KnickstapeCity]

 

[UWasntThere]

Be a fake cuck on the internet brehs

 

[Boogie]

I been married for a year, the jit was a stillborn but we still like each other

Anyways, she's off on a business trip to Brazil for a month, I was helping her pack and she passed me a bulk box of durex. I put them in her luggage but in my head I'm like, "Hold up, this bytch doesn't have a dikk, why tf is she bringing them? "

Is she going to Brazil to get a penis implant? If she is I'm out, I can't even look at my own dikk without having to say pause

Do better

 

[Peak]

I been married for a year, the jit was a stillborn but we still like each other

Anyways, she's off on a business trip to Brazil for a month, I was helping her pack and she passed me a bulk box of durex. I put them in her luggage but in my head I'm like, "Hold up, this bytch doesn't have a dikk, why tf is she bringing them? "

Is she going to Brazil to get a penis implant? If she is I'm out, I can't even look at my own dikk without having to say pause

So you said nothing when you had the chance to say something but you want to run to the coli to complain?

 

[Fill Collins]

I don't write nothin' down, so I'll keep this short and sweet. You're weak. You're outta control. And you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.

Great my own poster, fukk you ya fukkin who-wa

Be a fake cuck on the internet brehs

I'm sure you consider this stolen valor

Do better

You're on the coli too, we're the same

So you said nothing when you had the chance to say something but you want to run to the coli to complain?

I'm shy

 

[Fill Collins]

She passed then to you? She probably expects you to get your freak on or sum.

She giving you a pass to give Stovetop Stuffin’ , cuz she gon get her some Stovetop Stuffin’

Naw I didn't clarify, she said put them in her luggage or she'd kill me (jokingly)

I told her she already killed our child with her defective womb, she might as well go all the way (apparently, not so jokingly)

I would've asked why she brought em, but we had a fight, I let her win and I'm in a great deal of pain rn

 

[F*ckthemkids]

Trolling truly is an art

 

[Roger king]

I genuinely laughed at this , nice ducktale bro