A Crocodile rolls up on a group of 30 Hippos and.....what the f*ck you think happens

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I don't know man. Hippos looked kinda shook :patrice:Judging by the random screams some of them made, it looks like the croc did some damage to them under water. Outnumber a croc 100 to 1 and still get fukked up hippo-brehs :mjcry:
Lets say the croc got a hold of one of the limps of a hippo...whats it going to after that? gator roll? I don't think so :heh:
 

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i meant hippos killing more africans than any other animals
would have expected like lions or snakes
They are deceptively fast, stealthy (yes you read that right) and extremely aggressive and territorial. Lions are actually pretty shy and if you and 3 other men walked directly toward them, they'd actually run, a lot of people don't know this about lions, facing a lion leads to a stand off, the moment you run/show back, you're done, they are ambush hunters, take the ambush away, and they stay still. Hippos just don't give a fukk, they bull rush everything no signal no nothing, and won't let off the chase, they have great speed and WILL catch you.

Hippos will also chase down a fukking boat, tip it over and kill you all. Not even a killer whale does that.
 

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how did gator homie end up in the middle like that tho to begin with???
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