A Crocodile rolls up on a group of 30 Hippos and.....what the f*ck you think happens

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Pull up on apex predator killers crehs.
Hippos can snap croc spines in one damn bite.
Average weight 3,310 lbs with the biggest recorded over 7,000 lbs, with 2 inch thick skin. They're literally organic tanks.
edit: Escobar owned 4 in the 80's, but after he got merked the authorities decided they were too big to seize so they just let em roam free.
 

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hippos are probably the most violently-territorial animal in the entire world.

the weird part is, on land, they're not territorial at all, unless they're competing for food.

in water? or when water or food is scarce? violate their space and end up just like crocbreh. them nikkas will chase a boat right up out their projects. or just flip the fukker if it refuses to leave.

heads to youtube:leon:
 

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Hippos are one of the most aggressive and territorial animals there is. I’ve seen one try to kill a baby hippo just because he was in his space. :damn:
 

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Nah blood, Hippos gave him a pass cause he from 40 block riverside, outside of that they had to rough him up but they got no fear and just lil manned him so he could go back and teach the other hatchlings not to run up on Hippos.





Out here playing with an Apex predator like he a teacup Yorkie.



Guess we going to ignore those elephents coming through and running those hippos of the block at the end,after he tried to bully that croc:wow:




Yall nikkas gon learn to respect the king:blessed:

 

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heads to youtube:leon:

fun fact: male hippos never stop growing. they just keep putting on weight until the day they die.

lemme help you breh.


"they communicate like dolphins... and bite with more force than a bull shark."

that's the "when animals attack" style video with reenactments tho. let's get to the good shyt.


mega lion pride thought they caught hippo breh slippin...

they thought wrong. :picard:

"Duclaw... didn't see it coming" :damn:


wild dogs chase antelope. hippo breh wants wild dogs off his turf. hippo breh murks antelope for wild dogs.

 
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