A few questions for christians about heaven

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Do you live eternity at the age you died at?, Do you get to pick and choose your age or is everyone the same age? If you died at the age of 4 or 5 do you grow up? Is there an orientation for fresh souls? I mean with people dying every second.

Do you get to date in heaven or do you just get what they give you?


:manny: I don't know, it just seems like the after life is vague as hell. I doesn't go into practical shyt. Jesus didn't even go into details. And if angels get kicked out of heaven.. why is it heaven in the first place? :wtf:
 

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Do you live eternity at the age you died at?, Do you get to pick and choose your age or is everyone the same age? If you died at the age of 4 or 5 do you grow up? Is there an orientation for fresh souls? I mean with people dying every second.

Do you get to date in heaven or do you just get what they give you?


:manny: I don't know, it just seems like the after life is vague as hell. I doesn't go into practical shyt. Jesus didn't even go into details. And if angels get kicked out of heaven.. why is it heaven in the first place? :wtf:
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they don't know anything about heaven because no one has ever died and come back to tell us about it. it doesn't make sense because religion is nonsensical.

also, an ETERNITY spent anywhere will eventually become hell. Think of how long an eternity is.
 

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they don't know anything about heaven because no one has ever died and come back to tell us about it. it doesn't make sense because religion is nonsensical.

also, an ETERNITY spent anywhere will eventually become hell. Think of how long an eternity is.
Jesus has already given an account of heaven.
Evidence is in the Bible....
 

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Do you live eternity at the age you died at?, Do you get to pick and choose your age or is everyone the same age? If you died at the age of 4 or 5 do you grow up? Is there an orientation for fresh souls? I mean with people dying every second.

Do you get to date in heaven or do you just get what they give you?


:manny: I don't know, it just seems like the after life is vague as hell. I doesn't go into practical shyt. Jesus didn't even go into details. And if angels get kicked out of heaven.. why is it heaven in the first place? :wtf:

Supposedly in heaven we will all be angels, meaning no sexual desires, although that contradicts an earlier part of the bible stating that the fallen angels made love to women and created giants, so obviously they have sexual desires :manny: As far as living eternity at the age you died at that's a good one :heh: Like what happens to all the stillborn babies/miscarriages? :pachaha:
 

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They give you updates on your friends and relatives in hell but you don't care because you're high as a kite like you've been doing crystal meth with Jesus.
 

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Do you live eternity at the age you died at?, Do you get to pick and choose your age or is everyone the same age? If you died at the age of 4 or 5 do you grow up? Is there an orientation for fresh souls? I mean with people dying every second.

Do you get to date in heaven or do you just get what they give you?


:manny: I don't know, it just seems like the after life is vague as hell. I doesn't go into practical shyt. Jesus didn't even go into details. And if angels get kicked out of heaven.. why is it heaven in the first place? :wtf:

First things first,,,do you believe in the Bible? If you don't believe the precepts in it...you won't believe the answers to your questions. Ask a Christian and expect the same dogma you heard as a child....ask an Israelite that believes on the Most High and his Son ans maybe your mind will be opened up to some understanding.
 

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First things first,,,do you believe in the Bible? If you don't believe the precepts in it...you won't believe the answers to your questions. Ask a Christian and expect the same dogma you heard as a child....ask an Israelite that believes on the Most High and his Son ans maybe your mind will be opened up to some understanding.

What I believe in is irrelevant. You just don't hear much details about the after life or heaven for that matter. There's more details about hell than heaven. I mean Jesus came down here and lived among us for 30 years. Angels were cast out of heaven, yet you don't have specifics of what god is like or what heaven is like in the bible other than God is jealous, bitter, vindictive and likes to :troll: man kind. And that's based on the bible.
 

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Do you live eternity at the age you died at?, Do you get to pick and choose your age or is everyone the same age? If you died at the age of 4 or 5 do you grow up? Is there an orientation for fresh souls? I mean with people dying every second.

Do you get to date in heaven or do you just get what they give you?


:manny: I don't know, it just seems like the after life is vague as hell. I doesn't go into practical shyt. Jesus didn't even go into details. And if angels get kicked out of heaven.. why is it heaven in the first place? :wtf:

Heaven is actually earth. Everyones should will come back and live forever on earth........after Jesus kills the wicked on his return
 
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