
the internet is seriously a catalyst for brainrot
but fukk it

when i was 20 i was lurking at an artsy party

started talking to this skinny white girl with a paaperclip through her nose
we dropped acid and went roaming around
ended up on this golf course but i was too looped to fukk her
somehow her friend found us and dropped me at home

but i couldn't remember her info (or much of anyhting tbh)
thought i had missed my chance

but i found her again next week-
took me a minute because her hair was a different color
anyway she kept calling me "bro"
in this breathless type of voice
i thought she had forgot my name

but then she introduced me to somdeone
so she remembered it- she just wanted to call me bro
she lived in someone's basement on an air mattress
she'd just crawl in and out of the window like a rat

she'd also wear the same panties for 2-3 days at a time

take a shower and then put back on the same dirty drawers

i'm probably making her sound un-dimelike
but if you took the metal stuff out of her face it was 9.9/10

plus she introduced me to joy division

i can put up with some minor hygiene quirks