the blind fury and defensiveness of the pro-kobe responses in here are funny. OP never really said anything bad about Kobe at all
@Walt can correct me if I'm wrong because I won't pretend to know his innermost thoughtsbut this isn't about Kobe - it's about YOU, the irrational person who defiles the word "fan"
and like my grandfather always said, "if the shoe fits,"
It's mind-boggling at this point - these roaches have transcended even my lowest expectations of their potential for unfunny, puerile, aggressively dull, cult-like threads and posts.
Let's examine just a sample of the nonsensical and plain weird responses to my original post in this thread:
You is just trying to take heat off the lebron thread I see right thru you.
:sayword: I don't give a fukk if LeBron gets swept out of the playoffs and bites every single one of his dirty ass nails off in the 4th quarter of the final game. Outsside of wanting to see a competitive series, and being curious about how a player who is so obviously great based on talent and statistics strikes me as lacking something intangible that I see in other great players in a lot of big games, LeBron's success/failure doesn't make or break my day.
Or this brilliant gem of a post, which illustrates the persecution complex that permeates The Coli roach-brain: u make countless threads completely dedicated to shytting on kobe
I've made 4 Kobe threads in the past 12 months. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's one Kobe thread every 3 months. Kobe has been injured since the playoffs started, the Lakers have been eliminated since the first round, and they were a borderline playoff team all year.... yet any given day I log on, futilely wondering if people still discuss the playoffs here in an interesting, insightful manner, I find between 3 and 7 Kobe-related threads on the front fukking page. But the issue is clearly that I make Kobe thread after Kobe thread, and Kobe stans are just passionate, rationale fans who bring a refreshing perspective and original ideas to the forum. Of course.
Then, as if on cue, the old inversion of reality, "I know you are but what am I?" post: Swear 95% of the Kobe threads made are kobe hate threads made by kobe haters who bytch about all the kobe threads made
Several Kobe stans actually dapped this post!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is Tea Party and Alex Jones levels of stan logic here. This is some old "the government is violating my freedom by telling me I have to allow black people into my restaurant" shyt. There are threads upon threads and posts upon posts dedicated to Kobe by his stans every single day regardless of his lack of relevance in any way shape or form to the games we're watching, but the stans truly seem to believe that 95% of Kobe related threads are made by kobe "haters." Orwell is doing a gleeful running man in his grave.
Several photshopped pictures of LeBron with a choking theme, and shirtless pictures of Kobe later, we get this absurd claptrap:
It's the definition of irony. How Kobe stans are called the crazy ones when people that don't like them make threads about how they hate Kobe or how they think his stans make too many threads.
No, that's not the definition of irony at all. How in the world is it ironic? Let's parse this one out: "A poster who has made 4 Kobe threads in the past 12 months claims Kobe stans make too many threads. Ironic!"
The insanity, blatant misunderstanding of irony, and persecution complex continues:
Truth is, like someone said its 95% haters that make these threads in the first place(op being a major culprit).
The truth is that 95% of Kobe threads are made by haters, folks. THE TRUTH! 95%! We have an epidemic of hate and irony! And I, as the creator of this thread, am a "major culprit." Because in spite of there having been 100 fiftyleven billion trillion threads made by his stans directly or indirectly about Kobe, my 4 Kobe threads in 12 months loom large as the moon.
And my favorite part of the post, only a few paragraphs after bringing up irony:
Yall can get back to yall collective circle jerk now.
Yep, a person defending a stanbase that includes members who post pictures of a half and 3/4 nude Kobe Bryant, who have dapfest picnics when they find pictures of Kobe on a treadmill dressed like Missy Elliott circa 1997, who pride themselves on derailing threads about other great players and swarm like a pack of rainbow killer bees during a honey-dipped pridefest accuses posters of having a collective circle jerk. Finally, irony does in fact rear its goofy little head.
For shyts and giggles we get this from one of the roaches who scurried in near the end: This obsession is some kind of undiagnosed mental illness.
This is like the retarded criminal who points at the judge and says "no, you're the guilty one! I don't respect these so-called laws!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm really fascinated by the inability of the new age Kobe stan roach to discuss basketball in any manner outside of seeming obsessive, insecure, vindictive, and zombie-like. Also by the Laker and Kobe fans who feel compelled to defend this atrocious bullshyt, as if half the discussions of the NBA Finals in The Coli really should focus on how LeBron or Duncan or MJ measure up to Kobe or each other, and blah blah blah fukking blah.
Is this really how you doodoo crumb ass retards discuss basketball? Do you even enjoy the sport? Or is basketball basically an extended Die Hard movie for y'all, with Kobe as Bruce Willis and every other good player as a new villain who must be killed for the sake of all that is sacred?
Kobe: top 10 player of all time.
Kobe stans: bottom 2 internet filth nuggets of all time.
Carry on, roaches.
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