A Houston Barber Is fukking Up nikkas Haircuts & Bragging About It

[Audemar]

Some of ya'll are tripping. You're supposed to be walking out the shop with a crisp line all-around. This cat looks like he's lightning bolting his joints.
Look at this joint:

I know he didn't use the Andis outliner.

 

[TRAP AMERICAN TV]

Reminded me of the old dude at the barbershop who fukked me up I'm going to wait until September to get my shyt cut again.

 

[shopthatwrecks]

crazy white mike still one of the baddest barbers in the city...

some of them nikkas were fukked up in the follicles to begin with

 

[El Poyo Loco]

When you got the struggle barber

 

[Prince Mongo]

Most of them. Ain't nobody really checking for nikkas haircut like that.

Lmao maybe where you're from. You know your shyt is supposed to look crisp, like a freshly cut lawn, when you get out the chair. Them nikkas look like they need another cut already and their still in the chair

 

[shopthatwrecks]

I'm around bm all the time but idk what this has to do with me not seeing how he's bragging about messing up their hair. Seems like he just thinks he's doing a good job when he isn't.

he just got his l's...n showin off to get clients..

u can tell he jus got out the academy

all of his clients..look like they aint have no appointment n he was free...

"im gonna warn ya gunna may offend ya"

 

[Lewis Black]

nikka had the nerve to hashtag ilovemyclients too

 

[b. woods]

I don't know how this dude has not caught a beat down.

I remember this dude with dreads came in to get a quick edge up in Charlotte, barber wasn't paying attention and cut off two of his dreads. Dude saw them dreads on the floor and threw a jab at dudes jaw off reflex..Them nikkas were fighting so damn hard that most of the dudes in the shop started fighting each other trying to stop it.

You that guy at the barbershop in the corner that only gets new customers and people in a complete rush that don't want to wait.


WHO NEXT....?????

Everyone looks down at their phones or the magazine they reading like who's next

The new guy jumps up like "looks like it's me"

Regulars in the whole shop like

Yeah, I remember when my brother's boy cut hair and had EVERY regular in the shop like avoiding him, while the new customers proudly stepped up and got a cut.

 

[SheriffOG]

Gunna: "Damn I just sliced Bro up Who fukking with Gunna next?!"

Customers:

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

Lmao omg. He said he's next up. Someone link him to this thread.

Breh, you need to see my post. You're the worst at line ups. You left the widows peak in most of your line ups. That means the line isn't straight. If there's a D league for barbers you need to be there. Your so called fades don't fade. You just removed pieces of hair and it looks like a garbage ass home haircut.

Practice a simple fade before you step into the more advanced fades. I pray to God nobody lets you use a straight razor on their face. These are the worst haircuts I've seen done by a professional. If you cut my hair for free and it looked like the ones in the pictures we'd be fighting.

 

[Kalik]

Gunna admitted he finessed his clients...

He knows if they pay him its a scam...

 

[GetInTheTruck]

Them haircuts aight

No the fukk they not.

 

[Black]

 

[Sleepy Walker]

Lmao omg. He said he's next up. Someone link him to this thread.

Breh, you need to see my post. You're the worst at line ups. You left the widows peak in most of your line ups. That means the line isn't straight. If there's a D league for barbers you need to be there. Your so called fades don't fade. You just removed pieces of hair and it looks like a garbage ass home haircut.

Practice a simple fade before you step into the more advanced fades. I pray to God nobody lets you use a straight razor on their face. These are the worst haircuts I've seen done by a professional. If you cut my hair for free and it looked like the ones in the pictures we'd be fighting.

I'll rep you when it comes back

 

[Black]