A little Information for Brehs Considering Getting a Vasectomy.

[Cakebatter]

How that work breh? If we're still busing nuts how do you not have to pull out?

Also, why are you advising against it for ppl that don't have kids if the procedure is reversible?

A vasectomy doesn't stop you from ejaculating, it just stops sperm cells from entering your semen. So you will still be "Dropping Loads", just no sperm (Which actually makes up a small percentage of ejaculate) . I had mine done 10 years ago and the Urologist stressed heavily that if I had any notion that I would want kids in the future to not have the procedure done or freeze my sperm. I looked it up and reversal success drops with time. Get a reversal 3 years done the road and the success rate is in the 90%. Wait 10 years like me and the success rate is closer to 50%. Vasectomies are far less likely to fail like they use to. They originally would simply tie the ends of the vas deferens, now they cauterize the ends with heat. While the procedure wasn't that bad, I wouldn't get vasectomy knowing I would get a reversal a few years down the road. Plus if you end up part of that 10% who can't get it reversed, your girl is gonna look at you like...

 

[Swirv]

1. Over 7 yrs and there is no pain. No pain after the first day tbh

2. Imean are u a child. Nothing changes from a vasectomy except no more sperm making it out breh.

A friend of mine had a vasectomy years ago and he told me when he nuts it’s like a dribble. According to him it wasn’t like that before. I thought this thread was for information?

 

[b̶a̶'̶a̶l̶]

If you single and have no kids. Don't do it.

Bump this. I already got my shyt done. Kids aren't for everyone. All my boys who got kids stay stress outed and bytching about they kids and BMs. I'm good on that.

Another thing, it's not uncommon at all with the reversible vasectomy procedure that your vasectomy will reverse itself after a few years. That's why you gotta keep going and getting checked to make sure your shyt is still good.

This would be a nightmare.

 

[Magic Mulatto]

My dikk eternally dry asf but I’m joining Vasectomy Gang this year so I can rest easy in case I get lucky…

 

[Magic Mulatto]

I don't have to pull out, get it right bruh.

Vasectomy gang taking no losses out here.

Unlimited creampies.

I’m so terrified of creating life and/or passing on my genes that even after they tell me my sperm count is zero, I’m STILL gonna wear a condom with any chick nice enough to let me fukk and I’m STILL gonna pull out and ejaculate in the condom…place it in a ziplock bag, take it home with me and discard it like a responsible and conscientious adult…

 

[Dallas' 4 Eva]

I’m so terrified of creating life and/or passing on my genes that even after they tell me my sperm count is zero, I’m STILL gonna wear a condom with any chick nice enough to let me fukk and I’m STILL gonna pull out and ejaculate in the condom…place it in a ziplock bag, take it home with me and discard it like a responsible and conscientious adult…

Wtf?!

 

[Ziggiy]

I’m so terrified of creating life and/or passing on my genes that even after they tell me my sperm count is zero, I’m STILL gonna wear a condom with any chick nice enough to let me fukk and I’m STILL gonna pull out and ejaculate in the condom…place it in a ziplock bag, take it home with me and discard it like a responsible and conscientious adult…

THIS is a man who will never know a day of child support

 

[NinoBrown]

No fun if you are walking around with blanks...

 

[TallMan_J]

Good thread. Can’t believe I missed it. We don’t want anymore children and I want to get clipped. That way, I can spray it up with zero worries.


I have to consider the biblical stance on this too. Pray about it.

I’m scared though, brehs. I’m gonna read through the thread.

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

I'm amazed at just how many folks have had this procedure done on here, although, given the nature of content on here it's not all that surprising.

 

[b̶a̶'̶a̶l̶]

Good thread. Can’t believe I missed it. We don’t want anymore children and I want to get clipped. That way, I can spray it up with zero worries.


I have to consider the biblical stance on this too. Pray about it.

I’m scared though, brehs. I’m gonna read through the thread.

If you go back a couple of pages me and @Sccit were discussing the biblical stance on it.
Start around this post if you're interested. https://www.thecoli.com/threads/a-l...tting-a-vasectomy.937264/page-7#post-47593865

People who say it's against the bible pull Deuteronomy 23:1 and Leviticus 21:16-20. But I'd argue that when you get a vasectomy your nuts aren't crushed or cut off. Having your vas deferens snipped isn't the same as crushing them or castrating yourself completely. Also, Leviticus is dealing with the offering of bread. Also in that same verse in Leviticus you would have to cut off brothas today we know as being disabled physically too if you interpreted it that way.

 

[Dave24]

I’m so terrified of creating life and/or passing on my genes that even after they tell me my sperm count is zero, I’m STILL gonna wear a condom with any chick nice enough to let me fukk and I’m STILL gonna pull out and ejaculate in the condom…place it in a ziplock bag, take it home with me and discard it like a responsible and conscientious adult…

@Magic Mulatto are you a virgin?

 

[Magic Mulatto]

@Magic Mulatto are you a virgin?

I am…

 

[Dave24]

I am…

Me too

 

[-DMP-]

Another thing, it's not uncommon at all with the reversible vasectomy procedure that your vasectomy will reverse itself after a few years. That's why you gotta keep going and getting checked to make sure your shyt is still good.

Yup. Happened to my home girl. Got with a dude who already had 3 kids and a vasectomy. shyt reattached with out them knowing and now he got a 4th kid