Is it an Eddie Bauer?35 and up men, u must decide if u would rather give 20$ here, 25$ there and a bottle of Don Julio occasionally to a young, low mileage 911 Porsche Carrera Turbo ?
Spend 100s of dollars on dinners and events trying to heal and restorate an old 1st model year Expedition with 5 previous owners?

Fair points, OP. As long as you know she's gonna cheat with a nikka that she actually relates to.