So you banking on a woman who has had a long standing relationship with one guy who has grown to have a deep connection with him knows how to fukk him the way he like . To have that same kinda sex with ya guy she just met? Not saying it can't happen but we kinda wild calling girls hoes for fukking like a porn star and then getting mad that the girls who don't have alot of sex don't no how to fukk like a pornstar
Maaaan, the bolded is pretty much what loosely can be called "my sex life." The only person I ever had a "relationship" with was like this. I was already sexually inexperienced (only two bodies before her, and they were garbage as well), so this left a really bad taste in my mouth. Like, my train of thought is like "Empires have been ended because of this shyt? nikkaz kill/hate on each other over this? I jump through hoops and shyt for this RUBBBISH? This is nothing like the flicks, fukk all that....." Because of that, I've been single for going on 5 years...I still don't see what the "hype" is all about, but I still have a small glimmer of hope that maybe someone may come along and cause me to reconsider. But so far, nothing....Feels like the dating game has been skewed so heavily towards women having all the power that men are expected to provide in every way, especially in the sex department.
I think I'm pretty good at sex. It's a controversial thought process and some may disagree but to me a woman's pleasure is my pleasure so I always focus on them getting theirs first and have never had a complaint.
But brehs, I can't tell you how many 18-20something year old women are fukking terrible at sex. Like, horrific. And don't go saying, "Find higher quality women," because the BEST LOOKING girls tend to be the WORST. After all, what's the incentive to get good at these things when simps are gonna lick your feet regardless?
The best lay I had in 2016 was a West African chick with the wagon and needless to say she's still in rotation.
Toothy blowjobs.
Starfishing.
Being unable to maintain the back arch during doggie.
Being too "clean and neat" when performing any kind of oral and not sloppy.
When she does that grinding motion riding your dikk that literally only feels good for her.
Just the general inability to ride dikk well.
Horrific stamina and needing the guy to do 95% of the work.
The girls who can't take dikk and constantly position themselves in way to block/restrict movement because it "hurts."
bytches who have no rhythm and can't get in "sync" with your own.
The absolute worst though...having a fat ass and not knowing how to work it.
On a serious note though, how can we improve this epidemic on the woman's side? Because I've had this talk with some friends and they agree.
neither did i, i just said they like to complain about women. and rather than articulate sexual discomforts to the woman they're dealing with, they'd discuss it with us. and, i questioned the rationale to all that; why would you feel more comfortable talking to us? why wouldn't you tell the woman who can actually do something about it? i'm trying to make y'all think...
Nobody said a chick need to go and get hella different dikks to get her sex game up.
I can't tell u the percentage of actual thotty chicks that's for everybody, I've smashed , and we're worse lays than women I actually date you were virgins when I met them.
Still don't change what I said
a female does not need as many bodies as she has years on Earth to be good at sexFor around my age, 7 or 8 is fine. A few actual relationships, 1 or 2 FWB situations, and maybe one dude was just that slick/attractive.
Thank you I always say this . Guys aren't allowed to think the females sex was bad your just making excuses lol . And every woman thinks they got some magic p*ssy, I'm like why are you single and can't keep a man ? It's so funnhI feel like porn has given us a lot of unrealistic expectations when it comes to sex, whether it be some chicks expecting every dude out here to have an actual 3rd leg or us dudes expecting every chick to ride like Gianna Michaels while being virgins but good lawd there's nothing I hate more than a chick not arching her back or stopping me every 5 strokes to complain that it hurts
But us brehs can never win, it's always gonna be our fault no matter what, brehetts are gonna say she isn't aroused by us, we didn't do enough foreplay, blah blah blah
Females can eat all this unhealthy food, smoke weed, share hookahs, and drink all these different types of alcohol...
But oral sex and/or the taste of a little pee or nut is where they draw the line?
.. and although I've been with chicks that vagina is mostly on point. Not one has been PERFECT... catch a chick slipping when her cycle is about to come early, when she's pissy drunk after the club, or when she just wake up after 8 hours of sleep in a warm room.
Your girl is just making excuses. Tell her she better shape up, especially after you done ate her tangy box on a few occasions. Man, shyt happens.
Bruh talking about virgins in 2017.
Yeah, if you're high schoolers maybe...
As far as eating the kat first goes... you're rolling the dice on whether you'll be receiving anything afterwards. Chicks often get their nut from it and just want you to stick it in when you finish... they ain't trying to chew you up after they have gotten what they need.
Get that headband first brehs.. or see if she'll at least put her mouth on it to see if she's for real.
This is me and my wife all the time. Hence the reason having a side chick is essential...
Also ladies, Pee is sterile. Cleaner than most liquids you'll drink all day.
had another coming to Jesus moment with my girl. Were laying in bed, and i decided to dinger her and make her squirt/cum. Afterwards she just lays there and doesnt even attempt to get me off. Somehow the convo changes and i bring up her effort in bed. That gets her heated and then it turns into an argument about sucking dikk. Man...she had SO MANY dumb ass excuses. First it was that i expect her to be a porn star and suck my dikk every night
Im sorry breh but this shyt got me dying.
, then its the dikk tasting like pee/must that one time 
, then its about her having low libido right now because of stress 
, then its about me taking a long ass time to cum (i take anafranil for ocd and it takes a long time for me to cum ), and then she goes on to bring up an old story i told her about this former chicks p*ssy tasting like a lemon and how i complained about that so i should understand her position. Lowkey she started hurling onsults at me left and right about irrelevant shyt and how i nitpick and wanted to break up over her sleeping too much (partially true ). After all this arguing she starts with the crying. Now in somewhat sympathetic bc chicks ex used to beat her ass and humiliate her sexually too, but she is partially using that as a crutch and forms excuses around that. I have no clue wtf is going on in this chicks mind but man ive had enough of the bullshyt. The argument was about fukking GIVING EFFORT to make me cum. Its like she lost all confidence bc sometimes i just dont cum. But evem so she should TRY. She dont even try!
had another coming to Jesus moment with my girl. Were laying in bed, and i decided to dinger her and make her squirt/cum. Afterwards she just lays there and doesnt even attempt to get me off. Somehow the convo changes and i bring up her effort in bed. That gets her heated and then it turns into an argument about sucking dikk. Man...she had SO MANY dumb ass excuses. First it was that i expect her to be a porn star and suck my dikk every night
You're telling me. I guess she thinks she has more to offer than she really doesDamn your bytch wack
. Never in my life have i fought this hard not to dump a bytch.
You're telling me. I guess she thinks she has more to offer than she really does
