A meal for two from 5 Guys just cost this couple $105.00 dollars. YO WTF

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Came to post this lmao. The sound of them eating legitimately pissed me off. Makes me wanna rip my ears off :skip:
For real like the first 10 second.

"Hei GUIZES we just got five guys *pause*" :why: Like why we paus..

"I got a triple burger *slurp carnivore noises*

:scust:

"Fries" *suuuuulrup*

Daym Drops was a mistake. Now we have all these goofies smacking, belching, spit flying out of their mouths, farting, and sucking bone marrow out of boneless shyt.

Trump needs to put tariffs on food reviewers in cars.
 

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One of the biggest grifts in food industry is the concept of the $10+ burger. Smash burger, what a burger, all a scam.

5 Guys and those places use ground beef. Full stop. It’s regular ol hamburger meet. You can only differentiate caliber of meat when you’re …not serving ground beef. All that ‘fresh never frozen… from family owned farms…from the cow farms of Guatemalaaa’ don’t mean shyt. To increase quality it needs to be either angus or wagyu. 5 Guys doesn’t even do angus :snoop:

A place like Fudruckers does (and they’re on their last leg). Sit down restaurants do.Fast casuals typically do not bc the ROI doesn’t add up.

It boggles the mind 5 guys has gotten away with their model this long. People are DUMB
 
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this….. do they live in NY or Cali though? :mjgrin:

Prices hit different in those states from what I hear :mjgrin:
Eh. haven't been to 5 Guys in years, but it's probably closer to 22-$25 for a Burger+Fries and Shake.
Back when I went (probably like 2015~) it was like $18~ around the Upper East Side
 
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