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...the biggest knife in a 20 dollar knife set from Walmart. The knife may or may not have a plastic handle.

Do you take the chance?

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...the biggest knife in a 20 dollar knife set from Walmart. The knife may or may not have a plastic handle.

Do you take the chance?

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All I need is $100k :mjpls: The extra $900k would be an added bonus.

And all I need is a fork or a screw driver. Yeah, he would get one good bite, but give me 30 seconds and it will be blind in both eyes. You can't attack what you can't see :mjpls:

After I collect, my mili, I will be off to the nearest Korean restaurant to sell parts of it :manny:
 

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I would wrap my shirt/coat around by forearm, and let him get his bite in and go to work. eyes, neck, eyes, neck eyes.. in that order. I'll fukk a dog up :pacspit:

The Boerboel is a mastiff type dog native to South Africa. Mastiffs are known as "man stoppers." might not want to get bit at all. That's a lot of neck to stab

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The Boerboel is a mastiff type dog native to South Africa. Mastiffs are known as "man stoppers." might not want to get bit at all. That's a lot of neck to stab

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Yeah, and a million dollars is still a million dollars. It'll be known as a no eye having still trying to bite a nikka on the arms mastiff once I'm done.

My greed is stronger than my fear. :manny:

I could see if it had a gun or some shyt.. or was rabid. But a healthy dog :mjpls:


You should've posted a lion, a tiger or a bear.... fukk a dog :dame: pause.
 

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yes....I recently picked up a couple knives from Walmart and one was a machete. I was surprised at the prices so I picked up a bunch. I would gut or split its body in half w/ no problem
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