A million dollars is yours if you can make it past this dog using only...

Kairi Irving

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eyes, neck, eyes, neck eyes.. in that order. I'll fukk a dog up :pacspit:

I'll just hire a Korean person for like 500 bucks. Have dog steaks ready in like 10 minutes :mjgrin:

:laff::laff::laff:

I havent laughed like this since that one post i seen where some nikka said "One punch and its done , A Bear cant take a punch from a human i feel like" :dead:
 

Ms. Quick

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Yeah, and a million dollars is still a million dollars. It'll be known as a no eye having still trying to bite a nikka on the arms mastiff once I'm done.

My greed is stronger than my fear. :manny:

I could see if it had a gun or some shyt.. or was rabid. But a healthy dog :mjpls:


You should've posted a lion, a tiger or a bear.... fukk a dog :dame: pause.

LOL a lion or something smack you and that knife out ya hand.

But I wouldn't risk stabbing this dog in the eyes. It could dodge and there goes your neck. Should go for the chest, take it down like a wild boar.
 

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All I need is $100k :mjpls: The extra $900k would be an added bonus.

And all I need is a fork or a screw driver. Yeah, he would get one good bite, but give me 30 seconds and it will be blind in both eyes. You can't attack what you can't see :mjpls:

After I collect, my mili, I will be off to the nearest Korean restaurant to sell parts of it :manny:
Didn’t see this before my post..fork ftw..we ain’t no punk bytch lol
 

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All I need is $100k :mjpls: The extra $900k would be an added bonus.

And all I need is a fork or a screw driver. Yeah, he would get one good bite, but give me 30 seconds and it will be blind in both eyes. You can't attack what you can't see :mjpls:

After I collect, my mili, I will be off to the nearest Korean restaurant to sell parts of it :manny:
:dead:
 

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I'll turn into Samurai Jack for the check
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they gonna walk in with the check
and find me sitting half naked,covered
in dog blood,rockin pit skins and leaning in a recliner
like m'baku.
:ehh:




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