"A Nicca has to literally scream out to the Cops I AM REACHING IN MY POCKET FOR MY LICENSE"-R. PRYOR

[Mowgli]

Exactly what I was thinking...you gotta yell out to these muthafukka's now "I"m reaching for my license" or exactly what you said...that shyt is real...they some trigger happy
scary muthafukkas...

New day same rules. Keep the registration and insurance caRd in an easily accessible place in the glove and have that license out as you are being stopped. N once you stop get to workin on having that reg and insurance out, keys out ignition. The more comfortable these scary faggits are the quicker I can go about my day and if they give me a Bullshyt ticket call the traffic attorney and let him handle it in court. I'm not entertaining some bored cac cols fantasies of checking a black person.

 

[Mowgli]

Yea, I always tell them before I move

"My ID is in my wallet. My wallet is in my left pocket. I'm going to go for it now."

Like damn, I might as well have prewritten instructions taped to my mirror.

Well you're putting yourself in danger because that scary cacs partner might not have heard you. Tomorrow you need to prepare your cac cop protocols and have your paperwork in an easy to get place so you not reaching for shyt.

It's also a bad idea to put anything of value in your back pocket by the way. That's just a street rule

 

[Afro]

Well you're putting yourself in danger because that scary cacs partner might not have heard you. Tomorrow you need to prepare your cac cop protocols and have your paperwork in an easy to get place so you not reaching for shyt.

It's also a bad idea to put anything of value in your back pocket by the way. That's just a street rule

Front pocket where I can feel it always. Never use my back pockets for anything really. But good look.

Maybe while I drive I keep my info in the cup holder or something. The less movement the better, your right.

 

[I love Latina women]

richard pryor the greatest comedian of all time

 

[Mowgli]

Front pocket where I can feel it always. Never use my back pockets for anything really. But good look.

Maybe while I drive I keep my info in the cup holder or something. The less movement the better, your right.

And remember

You can't hold court in the street.

Do you know why I stopped you?

<shakes head>

How fast do you think you were going

<with the flow of traffic>

I have you going 90 in a 55?

You have that on a radar gun?

<I paced you>

(Holds in laughter)

OK.


<gets ticket>

Fights ticket
Wins

Better I wasted my time then have my insurance go up. Or worse, run my mouth to much and end up slammed or shot

 

[Worthless Loser]

Don't keep your license where it needs to be reached when dealing with police.

I once told a cop


"You look shook I'm going to need You to get MY LICENSE"

He slammed me against the car stomach first

Thankfully I knew Brazilian jujitsu so my core absorbed app that and I felt nothing

 

[Mowgli]

Dude slammed me I looked back like

 

[Mandarin Duck]

Exactly what I was thinking...you gotta yell out to these muthafukka's now "I"m reaching for my license" or exactly what you said...that shyt is real...they some trigger happy
scary muthafukkas...

I'm deadass when I say every single time I've been pulled over by the police I tell them I'm reaching for my license.