A prospective employer finds your picture and post history on the coli. How would you explain?

[John Mayer]

You graduated from college 6 months ago you're depressingly look for a job so you submit 78 applications, and finally you hear from someone. You go in for a interview and he tells that the company's IT department did some research and they've stumble across your picture on a site called the coli which lead to further investigation into your post history.

How would you explain yourself?

 

[Sierra Mist]

Tell them you're being impersonated. Act surprised. Bring out the oscar winning acting skills.

 

[JLova]

"My account was hacked!"

#amidoingitright?

 

[newarkhiphop]

mollywatr was just a one time thing for me

 

[Silkk]

My exact reaction

 

[Blackout]

I hate racists offline and online.

 

[Bernie Madoff]

I'm the same person offline

 

[Anti-Anime]

I don't have an overly racist/sexist post history.

 

[Another Man]

Id tell him to run the fade if he has a problem

 

[John Mayer]

Tell them you're being impersonated. Act surprised. Bring out the oscar winning acting skills.

Because you were not excepting this your body language might shift. The employer might pick up any sudden shifts in body language.

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Masturbation is completely normal & healthy.

 

[Lil Gangsta]

hope dat booty eating is part of the skillset the hiring manager is looking for

 

[Sierra Mist]

Because you were not excepting this your body language might shift. The employer might pick up any sudden shifts in body language.

That's why I said put those oscar winning acting skills to work.

 

[thirdeye]

Tell 'em I ain't shyt

 

[Milk N Cookies]

dikk prints & peen pic collection?

Oh, that's for my thesis in my human sexuality class... Oh that's for when I go back to school...