A question for the males

[MouseTeeth]

Pee at a urinal directly next to someone in the process of pissing. U ALWAYS leave one vacant urinal in between n keep your eyes focused directly on the wall in front of u!! No peaking fakkit! Also if there happens to b 2 dudes pissin with an empty urinal in between them. U USE THE STALL or WAIT! This is gospel. Anything else is pure unadulterated fakkitry.

 

[CaughtInTWebb]

Anything that is literally Homosexual. I don't do.
But all this other shyt..
I don't care what other people think about me, so I don't let society tell me how to live my life.

And in my eyes, you're not gay until you do something actually gay. Like kissin a man or sex with a man. Holding hands also counts.

Some of these dudes in here being extra as hell.....

 

[Wild self]

listening to contemporary r&b in the presence of other males

eat at a restaurant/dinner with another male and sitting right infront of him. this one is not that serious but subconsciously if it's a booth i'll try to sit at the spot next to the seat directly infront of him OR if i have to sit infront of him i'll sit at an angle, lol. but all this gets nullified if there's a third party at the table. (i know it doesn't make sense but that's just how it is...)

on the bus/train, something kinda similar except that it's sitting side by side when there's plenty of available seats around that's kinda gay (sitting face to face is cool in this setting).

making air quotes with your fingers







but the umbrella thing i never heard of and it's just stupid.

but I co sign.

 

[Costanza]

wearing a scarf... even if its cold... thats pretty much the only line i wont cross.

 

[James Carter]

Lying on your stomach with you legs up

 

[SuburbanPimp]

stare into another man's eyes while talking. unless i'm angry or threatening him, i think its gay beyond measure. and i automatically conclude any guy who disagrees with this is gay.

You don't look people in the eyes when you talk to them? What do you look at?

I never trust anybody who don't look you in the eye when they talking to you, especially if I don't know them like that.

If I talk to a dude that never looks me in the eye, I figure he is either up to no good or a coward

Umbrellas are cool if its pouring down raining, but I never have one with me so therefore I dn't use them.

The only thing thats kind of gay to me is a dude who always rather kick it with the homies rather than hang with some females. Every once in the while is cool, but all the time

 

[AgentGrey]

I have a father, I was told any man that can't look you in the eye when you're talking to them is a dude whose weak and you can't trust them

This,
If a man is speaking to me and lookin at the floor than he has no spine, that's some shyt that shy teenage girls do

 

[Swirv]

I dont grill other men. If you look to see if you know someone thats reasonable. But grillin motherfukkers for no reason leads me to believe you cut from the same cloth as booty warrior.

 

[Splitsite]

Some of these dudes in here being extra as hell.....

One of these nikkas had "Low cut socks" on the list..

I mean really?

 

[KAWS]

Also, according to the coli, living with your male friends is gay as well.
http://www.the-coli.com/booth/64549...-man-hova-h*mo-gave-her-std.html#.ULlNHx071D0

 

[Ohene]

Pee at a urinal directly next to someone in the process of pissing. U ALWAYS leave one vacant urinal in between n keep your eyes focused directly on the wall in front of u!! No peaking fakkit! Also if there happens to b 2 dudes pissin with an empty urinal in between them. U USE THE STALL or WAIT! This is gospel. Anything else is pure unadulterated fakkitry.

i do it out of respect for other men.

but whats up with nikkas that the middle stall when theres 3. They inconsiderate or just that homophobic?

 

[Ohene]

One of these nikkas had "Low cut socks" on the list..

I mean really?

Low cut sox dont make a dude gay, but personally they uncomfotable and are prone to slide down into my shoes

 

[Sugar]

Also, according to the coli, living with your male friends is gay as well.
http://www.the-coli.com/booth/64549...-man-hova-h*mo-gave-her-std.html#.ULlNHx071D0

These nikkas are fukking millionaires breh

The fukk they doing living together???

 

[KAWS]

These nikkas are fukking millionaires breh

The fukk they doing living together???

how am I mad? That thread is full of people looking for ways to discredit Jay-Z because they're jealous of him. I'm not even a huge fan.

I'm just saying, regardless of money, some people enjoy having company at their place of residence.

Just because he's rich he doesn't get lonely.

Maybe he likes having somebody there to play Madden with when he gets home from a long day working at the studio.

I enjoy solitude.

But there's absolutely nothing gay about two men just living together.

 

[Sugar]

how am I mad? That thread is full of people looking for ways to discredit Jay-Z because they're jealous of him. I'm not even a huge fan.

I'm just saying, regardless of money, some people enjoy having company at their place of residence.

Just because he's rich he doesn't get lonely.

Maybe he likes having somebody there to play Madden with when he gets home from a long day working at the studio.

I enjoy solitude.

But there's absolutely nothing gay about two men just living together.

at this whole post. The U Mad smiley was just me laughing at what you said.

I didnt make that clear

But now that you know....

I cant....