Marco Zen
Black Privilege
So lately I've been doing the nice guy thing. Being less of an a$$hole, more courteous, clearer conscience ,not engaging in trifling activity, trying to help others and all that ol bullshyt.
So today I'm cruisin near the university, approaching stoplight by the school dorms and spot a nice lil thick (petite thick not fat thick) pretty dark skinned honey in a sundress walking. Im thinking shes a student. Ass lookin all
sundress so snug you can spot the panty line from a distance (if your a hawk like me)
Light turns green, i don't move, she's now in shouting distance coming up to crosswalk...I spit
Shawty: "umm I think the lights green
"
Me: "Ay...I was hopin you needed a ride
"
Shawty: "ummm no
............you know what
, I really don't feel like walkin all the way to the store in this heat. Yea I could use a quick lift"
Me: "well brang ya ass!
" ((unlock))
So now we have these juicy hips bouncing across the intersection to my car. People in other cars all like "you lucky b*stard
"...my ego soakin it in, hand on the steerin wheel 
She hops in ((lock)) and after the "so what's your name blah blah" I ask "so where we headed?"
Shawty: "oh just to the closest store, I'm on recess from court. I gotta be back in 20 mins. Not sure if they gon lock me up tonight." ......i failed to mention the county courthouse is two blocks from the university.
At this point I'm
Me: "what's the charge?"
Shawty: "narc possession, intent, theft of over 17g's" ....((unlock))
Shawty: "lol hell I just did 6 months last year. It's cool though, my lawyer tryin to get me on paper
....I been in court all mornin I'm hungry as hell too, where's a good spot to eat at over here?"
My question is how should a nice guy have handled this situation? Could I still be considered nice and have chosen one of the following
(A) "bytch get out.
"
(B) "oh shyt..Ay..
I just got a text, one of my relatives trapped in a burning car and I gotta go help em. ...so bytch get out."
(C) take her to the closest gas station/store (six blocks away) and soon as she gets out hit her with
(D) take her to the store, take her hungry ass to Wendy's then take her crazy (but fine az hell) hoodrat ass back to court
So today I'm cruisin near the university, approaching stoplight by the school dorms and spot a nice lil thick (petite thick not fat thick) pretty dark skinned honey in a sundress walking. Im thinking shes a student. Ass lookin all
sundress so snug you can spot the panty line from a distance (if your a hawk like me)Light turns green, i don't move, she's now in shouting distance coming up to crosswalk...I spit
Shawty: "umm I think the lights green
"Me: "Ay...I was hopin you needed a ride
"Shawty: "ummm no
............you know what, I really don't feel like walkin all the way to the store in this heat. Yea I could use a quick lift"Me: "well brang ya ass!
" ((unlock))So now we have these juicy hips bouncing across the intersection to my car. People in other cars all like "you lucky b*stard
"...my ego soakin it in, hand on the steerin wheel She hops in ((lock)) and after the "so what's your name blah blah" I ask "so where we headed?"
Shawty: "oh just to the closest store, I'm on recess from court. I gotta be back in 20 mins. Not sure if they gon lock me up tonight." ......i failed to mention the county courthouse is two blocks from the university.
At this point I'm
Me: "what's the charge?"
Shawty: "narc possession, intent, theft of over 17g's" ....((unlock))
Shawty: "lol hell I just did 6 months last year. It's cool though, my lawyer tryin to get me on paper
....I been in court all mornin I'm hungry as hell too, where's a good spot to eat at over here?"My question is how should a nice guy have handled this situation? Could I still be considered nice and have chosen one of the following
(A) "bytch get out.
"(B) "oh shyt..Ay..
I just got a text, one of my relatives trapped in a burning car and I gotta go help em. ...so bytch get out."(C) take her to the closest gas station/store (six blocks away) and soon as she gets out hit her with
(D) take her to the store, take her hungry ass to Wendy's then take her crazy (but fine az hell) hoodrat ass back to court
i kno when a bytch runnin game
at this story but I pick C
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