A Question For You Nice Guys

[el_oh_el]

I don't pickup no hitchhikers breh.

This. Especially where im from..been a couple times a fukkin borderline crackhead ask for rides nshyt...fukk naw bytch

 

[Ricky Church]

Breh...c'mon now...I'm always one step ahead.

1. like I said I thought the ho was a student. I kno the hustle when I see it and it wasn't apparent in this situation

2. I don't pick up strays either and i assumed the risk when ((unlock)) and although I didn't have that fire on me I was cool because the ho was carrying only a wallet and a phone, not a bag big enough to pack that strap

3. Worst case scenario the ho rob me all she gon get is some (newly reported stolen) cards. And if she get my whip that's cool because I got that OnStar anti on my shyt.

word. I feel you, but you gotta be extra careful with shyt like that, nikkas get got everyday b.

 

[Ricky Church]

This. Especially where im from..been a couple times a fukkin borderline crackhead ask for rides nshyt...fukk naw bytch

with the promise of a helmet wax.

it'll have you think for a second like...

but nah, I don't give strange strangers no rides.

 

[MrFettuccinnePockets]

So lately I've been doing the nice guy thing. Being less of an @sshole, more courteous, clearer conscience ,not engaging in trifling activity, trying to help others and all that ol bullshyt.

So today I'm cruisin near the university, approaching stoplight by the school dorms and spot a nice lil thick (petite thick not fat thick) pretty dark skinned honey in a sundress walking. Im thinking shes a student. Ass lookin all sundress so snug you can spot the panty line from a distance (if your a hawk like me)

Light turns green, i don't move, she's now in shouting distance coming up to crosswalk...I spit

Shawty: "umm I think the lights green"

Me: "Ay...I was hopin you needed a ride"

Shawty: "ummm no............you know what, I really don't feel like walkin all the way to the store in this heat. Yea I could use a quick lift"

Me: "well brang ya ass!" ((unlock))


So now we have these juicy hips bouncing across the intersection to my car. People in other cars all like "you lucky b*stard"...my ego soakin it in, hand on the steerin wheel


She hops in ((lock)) and after the "so what's your name blah blah" I ask "so where we headed?"

Shawty: "oh just to the closest store, I'm on recess from court. I gotta be back in 20 mins. Not sure if they gon lock me up tonight." ......i failed to mention the county courthouse is two blocks from the university.

At this point I'm

Me: "what's the charge?"

Shawty: "narc possession, intent, theft of over 17g's" ....((unlock))

Shawty: "lol hell I just did 6 months last year. It's cool though, my lawyer tryin to get me on paper....I been in court all mornin I'm hungry as hell too, where's a good spot to eat at over here?"


My question is how should a nice guy have handled this situation? Could I still be considered nice and have chosen one of the following


(A) "bytch get out."

(B) "oh shyt..Ay..I just got a text, one of my relatives trapped in a burning car and I gotta go help em. ...so bytch get out."



(C) take her to the closest gas station/store (six blocks away) and soon as she gets out hit her with

(D) take her to the store, take her hungry ass to Wendy's then take her crazy (but fine az hell) hoodrat ass back to court

Offer strangers rides brehs

 

[Marco Zen]

what'd you end up doing tho? you took her ass to the gas station or pulled over and told her get out, then did the dip?

Lol man I took the lil heffa to the store, she changed her mind about buying a strawberita, it was churches chicken on the way back so I let her run in there get some TO-GO. Ran my mouth, yada yada ,got the number dropped her off at courthouse. Ol girl say "hit me up later...if I ain locked up ha haaa"....I'm like "ha haaaa ok....now get out"

Sad thing is I didn't realize til I pulled off she left her medium drink in my car. I bet she was thirsty than a mfer hittin them biscuits and shyt wit no chaser

 

[Remote]

@ Options A and C.

 

[MrFettuccinnePockets]

Lol man I took the lil heffa to the store, she changed her mind about buying a strawberita, it was churches chicken on the way back so I let her run in there get some TO-GO. Ran my mouth, yada yada ,got the number dropped her off at courthouse. Ol girl say "hit me up later...if I ain locked up ha haaa"....I'm like "ha haaaa ok....now get out"

Sad thing is I didn't realize til I pulled off she left her medium drink in my car. I bet she was thirsty than a mfer hittin them biscuits and shyt wit no chaser

Bruh....if you got her line you should hit her up

 

[Marco Zen]

Bruh....if you got her line you should hit her up

Man I'm on the verge of REALLY fukkin up if I hit her up

1. The bytch obviously broke so any and everything I do with her its comin out MY pocket

2. The bytch most likely live with a relative or friend in the projects or in close proximity to the trap (places I don't go for a shot of ass)

3. The bytch claim she ain got no kids which has me like ...Hol up...you gotta body like this a face like thatoff the chain like thisat that age?(29)and ain popped out 4 or 5 lil b*stards by now?

........bytch



Naw playa

 

[Taadow]

Shyt...I was off today...if this was me, we coulda got a Whopper and then I woulda went to court and checked her trial out.

She sounds interesting.

If she woulda got sent I woulda got the address where I could send her some kites.





But no commissary, doe.