A Road to Moné & Redemption: AEW Dynamite/Collision 5/28/2025 - Moné/Toni faceoff, Intl Title Tourney, Hardcore Ladies; Okada/Bowens, Trios, Mina/Skye

[MenacingMonk]

I can’t imagine some of these dudes in the 90s:

“Another cruiserweight match? Do we really need to see this fast paced gymnastics? I miss Tully Blanchard and Barry Wyndham. ”

“ECW is doing another hardcore match. ”

“Who the fukk is Steve Austin and why should I care about this promo where he’s playing some executive? ”

“Sabu will never last in the business. He’s not like Piper or even Hogan. ”

“Oh look, another New Jack match where he stabs people with a fork. How original. ”

“WTF did Sting do to his look? It’ll never work. Bring back surfer Sting. ”

Marks, man.

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

Which match? The women? I know you or someone had mentioned the Fletcher vs Cole spot. Didn't think that was a hardcore match but maybe I was mistaken.

Cole vs. Fletcher wasn’t a hardcore match either. Assuming the braindead moron was talking about the botched powerbomb spot, that’s a move that can also occur in regular, non-hardcore matches.

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

I can’t imagine some of these dudes in the 90s:

“Another cruiserweight match? Do we really need to see this fast paced gymnastics? I miss Tully Blanchard and Barry Wyndham. ”

“ECW is doing another hardcore match. ”

“Who the fukk is Steve Austin and why should I care about this promo where he’s playing some executive? ”

“Sabu will never last in the business. He’s not like Piper or even Hogan. ”

“Oh look, another New Jack match where he stabs people with a fork. How original. ”

“WTF did Sting do to his look? It’ll never work. Bring back surfer Sting. ”

Marks, man.

“Why does Rocky keep using childish insults?”

“What is Mankind babbling on about? Wrap. It. Up”

“How do they expect us to believe Undertaker can summon lightning?”

“Why is this midget Shawn Michaels beating the Undertaker?”

 

[MenacingMonk]

There is a fair point of making the womens tag rematch a hardcore match right after the tag on PPV. At least build it up another week or 2 before doing it.

If Harley and Anna did suffer broken noses hopefully TK will learn to cut back on making those matches off the bat.

 

[Norrin Radd]

Toni’s whole character is written solely for incels

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

I decided to test how dumb all these AI apps are like ChatGPT, Google Gemini, etc. I asked them all "What happened on AEW Dynamite last night?" For some reason every single model I tested on all the apps I tested all say Ospreay and Swerve had a Street Fight last night. That 8 apps and 17 different models. Literally all of them said there was a Swerve/Ospreay street fight. Did I miss a street fight somehow??

Kagi.com/assistant is the website I used. Allows you to query several different apps and models in a unified interface.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

I'm shocked that a guy who repeatedly says "cop pleads" is struggling with the English language

 

[Dylmatic]

You could see that Toni was very emotional during the promo especially when she talked about her similarities with Mercedes, she was barely holding it when she said that they become who they were meant to be in AEW.

Beautiful.

 

[TheAlbionist]

There is a fair point of making the womens tag rematch a hardcore match right after the tag on PPV. At least build it up another week or 2 before doing it.

If Harley and Anna did suffer broken noses hopefully TK will learn to cut back on making those matches off the bat.

People take bumps on the stairs/ringpost in non-hardcore matches all the time. It's not the match format, it's just knowing and executing your spots safely

Kyle and Adam Cole was a regular championship match and Kyle had enough leeway to nearly murder Cole on the outside.

I didn't catch watch hit Anna tbh. Hope they're all alright. Any wrestler's number one job is looking after their partner.

 

[Dylmatic]

I believe this was her last appearance in WWE.

 

[Dylmatic]

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Uh oh.... @Norrin Radd it's gonna be a long week on here

 

[MenacingMonk]

People take bumps on the stairs/ringpost in non-hardcore matches all the time. It's not the match format, it's just knowing and executing your spots safely

Kyle and Adam Cole was a regular championship match and Kyle had enough leeway to nearly murder Cole on the outside.

I didn't catch watch hit Anna tbh. Hope they're all alright. Any wrestler's number one job is looking after their partner.

I think Anna hit a chair after Bayne hit her finisher. My post was in relation to the women’s no DQ match only. It would have been built up another week and worked better at Fyter Fest since it’s a 4 hour show imo.

 

[TheAlbionist]

I think Anna hit a chair after Bayne hit her finisher. My post was in relation to the women’s no DQ match only. It would have been built up another week and worked better at Fyter Fest since it’s a 4 hour show imo.

Ahh yeah I do remember that now. And agree, let the feud breathe for another week and do it at the big(ger) show.

 

[MenacingMonk]

I'm shocked that a guy who repeatedly says "cop pleads" is struggling with the English language

The dumbass said I was “race baiting” when I was shytting on his daddy H’s booking in the “curious” thread. Goes to show he’s definitely a ‘tard mark and He put on the cape for a white man.