A Security Guard Keeps Shooting His Shot At My Wife

[SheWantTheD]

OP you gonna go into shoprite and mean mug the first security guard you see?

I ain't never seen no security guard at shoprite

 

[PortCityProphet]

OP you gonna go into shoprite and mean mug the first security guard you see?

I ain't never seen no security guard at shoprite

nikka gon get his ass whooped by ole Otis

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

Somebody tag me in the spin thread.

Facts

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I’d write an email to corporate, and pretend I was your wife, and complain about being sexually harassed, and get him fired, especially if she wears a ring, and he can see she’s married.



On the other hand, if he’s black, I wouldn’t want him to get fired, and be unemployed.

 

[Another Man]

So, dude is brazen enough to keep not only hitting on a customer, but a married one?

Kinda feeling like your wife isnt telling the whole story

 

[YouMadd?]

My girlfriend gets hit on constantly…. You can’t do anything about it…. She’ll walk into a coffee shop to get a pick up order in a rush and dudes will be like “hey where ya going?!”… bringing coffee to me after swallowing my nut, bytch, keep it moving.

Or while she is picking out cheese at the grocery store. shyt is cringe because most dudes have no timing and most women get annoyed by that shyt when they are out doing mundane tasks.

 

[GhostMan]

Tell your wife to go to another store.

This. If she doesn't then she loves the attention. You should go in the store with her one day and see what he says.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

smh...

 

[GPBear]

sounds like all aint rite in the aid

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

she could shut it down if she wanted to
Just tell her to yell at him saying LEAVE ME ALONE I AM MARRIED

 

[pawdalaw]

Why would this be a compliment?

Yeah, pull up with her once, and if he still does it after he saw yall together then you have your answer. Come back and let us know.

 

[Pegasus Jackson]

Show up to his job in closed toed leather sandals, baggy slacks and a nearly unbuttoned silk shirt with a pistol tucked in your waist.

 

[987654321]

You need to establish dominance in this situation! Spray yourself a hundred times with joop cologne, then walk to the store with your wife.

Maintain eye contact with him the entire time. Make sure she’s opposite the street, your fingers are interlocked with your hand on top, and her head is resting on your left shoulder with her smiling and laughing at your jokes.

If he’s armed security or super broc then you should call corporate and report that he’s harassing women that pass by.

 

[Samori Toure]

Tell her about the lady at the post office that keeps hollering at you every time you go in there.

Then both of y'all can have a good laugh and sit y'all old asses down somewhere.

 

[FaTaL]

Umaddyo

• FaTaL
• Jun 9, 2018