"Serve?"
I definitely do try to help people I consider my friends, which is very few. And by help I mean if you have a genuine problem I will make time for you to hear you out, think about it, give you my opinion and, if its within my power, find you a solution. But you have to do the work yourself. I can only help you figure out what needs to be done. You have to do it yourself in the end.
Painting your basement or changing your tyres is NOT a problem

what do I look like, a fukking handyman?

If you have things like that happening you need to open up your wallet and hire the appropriate professional for the job.