"A t-bone steak, cheese eggs, and welches grape" OFFICIAL RAP FOOD THREAD

[Taadow]

“All this drama, just to get some zoom zooms and wham whams”

 

[Taadow]

“You fish cake niccas stay licking balls/
did ya mma name you, or Mrs. Paul’s?”

 

[Yehuda]

“bytch I don’t eat ham hocks, try 20 ounce angus beef”

Hello, my friend!

“Whassupper dude -
Give me a pack of sunflower seeds,
a box of large size Magnum rubbers
a generic lemon squeeze lime juice
a bottle of Goldschlager
a pack of licorice
lick 'em and lock 'em zig-zags
a hard boiled egg
and a pickled pig feet

Sh*t, I gotta do as much fuccin' and partyin' as I can
I gotta go turn myself in next week“

I DON'T CARE, CALL THE COPS

 

[Taadow]

“Ain’t nothin’ poppin’ but coochie and some popcorn”

 

[Taadow]

I DON'T CARE, CALL THE COPS

Ha HAAA...

IF YA KNOW, YA KNOW!

 

[Taadow]

“This bytch wanna do me, so I hit the 151 Bacardi
She high like the sun, thick like cornbread, and I'm ready to party.
That hay got me so gotdamn horny but I really don't like that tramp -
The only reason I'm poppin that coochie’s ‘cause the hoe got a book of foodstamps
And I got the munchies - I need soul food, collard greens or pinto beans
If you smoke hay like The Conflict do, then you know what the hell I mean”

 

[Yehuda]

I'm an ol sneaky, ol freaky, ol Geechie ass nikka
Collard green, neckbone eating ass nikka
Always wearing my jeans baggy, saggy
You know Florida, Georgia, South Cakalaky
Growed up eating Spam® sandwiches
Sugar water and mayonnaise sandwich

 

[Taadow]

“after the club, it’s either breakfast or fuccin’”



“12 A.M. at the Waffle House”

 

[Sex Luthor]

Goodie mob. CeeLo speaking the truth

A heapin' helpin' of fried chicken, macaroni and cheese and collard greens / Too big for my jeans

Fab

My lil' man is on ya, Marlon and Shawn ya / Lay the beef on his noodle / Make some luger lasagna / 40-cal fettuccine, trey-pound pasta

 

[Taadow]

I'm an ol sneaky, ol freaky, ol Geechie ass nikka
Collard green, neckbone eating ass nikka
Always wearing my jeans baggy, saggy
You know Florida, Georgia, South Cakalaky
Growed up eating Spam® sandwiches
Sugar water and mayonnaise sandwich

Trick LUH DA KIDS

 

[Taadow]

“You gotta suck the HEAD on dem thurr crawfish”

 

[Taadow]

“Sir Lucious got: gator belts, and Patty Melts, and Monte Carlos”

 

[Taadow]

“How ‘bout we start with a salad - a fresh bed of lettuce with croutons/
later we can play chess on the futon”

 

[Taadow]

“Yo - remember we was going down to the mall
to go to Juniors’ for some cheesecake,
and them CRUMBS was standing out front? Knowmsayin’?
Ayo BLAST dat chit you was kickin’ on the way to that piece, ya know?”

 

[Taadow]

“Well, it was one of those days, not much to do
I was chillin' downtown, with my old school crew
I went into a store to buy a slice of pizza
And bumped into a girl, her name was Mona - what?
Mona Lisa (what?)
Mona Lisa, so men made you..
You know what I'm sayin?
So I said, "Excuse me, dear - my gosh, you look nice!
Put away your money, I'll buy that slice!"
She said, "Thanks...but I'd rather a slice of you...
I'm just kidding, but that's awfully nice of you"